Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter

[ExMem-LarjaThwei]

Sorry, this just looks ridiculous.

Up next: George Washington: Alien Killer

That would be awesome..

But it should be:

George Washington: Dragon Slayer

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (assassin)

Thomas Jefferson: Alien Annihilator

Theodore Roosevelt: Werewolf Assassin (hunter)

..I think Theodore Roosevelt hunted a lot in real life, too..


I don't think this looks ridiculous at all. I'm actually really pumped for it.
This could be really, really cool..but I do think it'll turn out to be crap.

 

[CelticPredator]

Sorry, this just looks ridiculous.

Up next: George Washington: Alien Killer

Good. We need more goofy ass movies.

I get so pissed when I hear everyone _____ about this movie "OH MAH GAWD..DIS IS SO STOOPID. HOLLYWOOD HAZ RUN OUT OF IDERRS"

And then the new Adam Sandler abortion comes on and it's all

"OLOLOLOL OMG SOOO FUNNY I GOTTA SEE DAT!"

 

[The Ween]

Good. We need more goofy ass movies.

I get so pissed when I hear everyone _____ about this movie "OH MAH GAWD..DIS IS SO STOOPID. HOLLYWOOD HAZ RUN OUT OF IDERRS"

And then the new Adam Sandler abortion comes on and it's all

"OLOLOLOL OMG SOOO FUNNY I GOTTA SEE DAT!"

 

[Devil_666]

Up next: George Washington: Alien Killer

 

[Niltusk]

I really like this idea to be honest. Thats one of the things I always thought was great about Hellboy type stuff, how they put his story into a real timeline and that one off movie that the hellboy team did about the cyborg head working as a secret agent for Lincoln. Its kind of cool seeing this stuff weaved in with historical figures and times.

 

[meth head]

Every now and again it doesn't hurt to just watch a goofy movie. This looks good and alot of fun if you ask me.

 

[RIDDICK]

Timur Bekmambetov is the only reason I would want to see this.

I really hope it's a sarcasm cuz his movies are crap in the truest sense of the word...

 

[Batty]

I really hope it's a sarcasm cuz his movies are crap in the truest sense of the word...

I disagree. Even though they're style over substance, I like Night Watch and Day Watch a lot. Wanted...not so much.

 

[CelticPredator]

WTF...why did you have to have him kill Crypton. You bastard.

 

[Niltusk]

I disagree. Even though they're style over substance, I like Night Watch and Day Watch a lot. Wanted...not so much.

Considering what he did with those on a lower budget, he has a great style. I think his involvement in the Wanted movie was one of the things that made it work even though it was a total abortion from the comic.

 

[Darklord Dave]

Wanted was much better than Day and Night Watch - they bored me silly. Seth Grahame-Smith wrote the novel this is based on as well as Pride & Prejudice & Zombies. Both books are fun reads and this film looks like a lot of fun too. I'm very much look forward to it.

And literary mashups are a cool idea. I wouldn't mind seeing a lot more of them.

 

[The Ween]

 

[Darth Cruel]

Why can't you guys get it right? George Washington is a Zombie Killer.

 

[ExMem-LarjaThwei]

Dragon slayer damnit.

 

[Darth Cruel]

Dragon slayer damnit.

That was Benedict Arnold.

 

[The Ween]

I think Teddy Roosevelt should be a werewolf hunter.

He could kill that one from Twilight!

 

[The Ween]

Online comic and exclusive clip:

https://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/ne...aham-lincoln-vampire-hunter-motion-comic-book

 

[Darth Cruel]

Online comic and exclusive clip:

https://www.shocktillyoudrop.com/ne...aham-lincoln-vampire-hunter-motion-comic-book

Very cool! Thanks, Weenie!

 

[hunnipot85]

Is this movie not being screened for critics? I hope it doesn't suck..

 

[CelticPredator]

I want to see this stupid ass movie. So bad.

I'm sure it'll be better then That's My Boy.