Amy Schumer is...BARBIE!(?)

[DiFabio]

What's next? Transgendered Robocop reboot starring Laverne Cox and Lena Dunham as lesbian Lois?

 

[HODLr]

What's next? Transgendered Robocop reboot starring Laverne Cox and Lena Dunham as lesbian Lois?

 

[The Ween]

Full figured women can be attractive (the AT&T girl is freaking adorable) but like DiFabio said Amy Schumer is just so disgusting inside and out I can't help but wonder what Mattel is thinking with this movie.

Will it be animated? That would make more sense. We've seen vulgar comedians like Sarah Silverman and Dennis Leary lend their voices to high profile family entertainment.

But live-action? That's a real head scratcher unless Mattel is deliberately reinventing their brand. My 10 year old daughter has never cared for Barbie, instead preferring the Disney Princess line of Barbie knock offs and American Girl dolls.

Maybe Mattel is giving up on appealing to little girls and thinks their audience is now grown and crass women. Who knows.

The AT&T girl is not full figured. She just has big ****ies.

 

[The Ween]

Why is there even a thread for this movie? I've not even read any posts in here but I imagine this thread is a free pass 'thread-crapping' hang out.

Move along people.

Yup, and they say women are catty.

 

[fosing]

 

[Wor-Gar]

Like I would see this movie anyway....

 

[fosing]

yeah, we all know Phicen is the real ****.
the non barbie doll for the big boys.

 

[crows]

Yup, and they say women are catty.

It is always amusing to see a company try to destroy itself

 

[Khev]

Another Mattel property being adapted by Sony Pictures is Masters of the Universe. Now we know what to expect when they announce who will be playing He-Man and She-Ra, who I now assume will be Dave Chappelle and Melissa McCarthy, respectively.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Now we know what to expect when they announce who will be playing He-Man and She-Ra,

I see Chris Hemsworth and Kristin Wiig.

 

[GasparZizou]

Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman is looking pretty good now huh?

 

[Wor-Gar]

True. A sad fact.

 

[Khev]

Can't wait for the 1/3 scale Prime 1 Schumer Barbie. Think we'll get lucky enough to see a Hot Toys life-size?

 

[GasparZizou]

I wonder if shipping costs on it will include the forklift.

 

[FSLAR]

It's like they're trying to outdo the craze Ghostbusters had

 

[thedopefreshness]

Came in here to make my distaste for her known, maybe say she's a bit too homely for Barbie and is in general a bad person but...well I didn't have to say anything because you've all said it, good work team.

 

[SNIKT1950]

I see Chris Hemsworth and Kristin Wiig.

In a perfect world it'd be Kellan Lutz and Katheryn Winnick.

 

[thedopefreshness]

Can Lutz act? I've only seen him in a handful of things and I've never been impressed.

 

[SNIKT1950]

Can Lutz act? I've only seen him in a handful of things and I've never been impressed.

His acting ability isn't anything to brag about but the dude would be THE perfect He-Man.

 

[thedopefreshness]

How do you post images on here? Here's a link to a mock up of Lutz as He Man. Anything's better than Dolph Lundgren right? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cc_y1ORUEAE8OLl.jpg