Anyone else suffering from MAJOR depression after watching Avatar?

[The Mike]

Getting aroused by cartoon characters is not normal.

Then I'm not normal. I have a laundry list of cartoon characters I would ____ if given the opportunity. Beginning with Josie and her Pussycats!

I don't get the attraction to the animalistic stuff, like I would ____ Aayla Secura but not as Amy Allen, don't get me wrong she is attractive but I feel more attractive blue than standard human tones. While its a human portraying an alien, I'd still rather ____ the alien if given a chance. That doesn't mean that if Amy Allen came around I wouldn't let her have sex with me but if I had the choice I'd hand her a can of Sherman-Williams first....No stirring down below form the cat chick from Avatar though. Although I think Zoe Saldana is amazingly beautiful.

I guess I found my limit....its animals.

 

[pixletwin]

Mike would do this:

True story.

 

[Darth Waller]

She's blue. And if he lived in Smurfville, he'd be the only one man enough...I mean, Smurf enough to smurf her.

 

[karamazov80]

I guess I found my limit....its animals.

Well, we've all got standards. Saying "no" to bestiality is definitely a start.

 

[The Mike]

Mike would do this: True story.

Who says I haven't?

In all reality it just started as a game of "Just the Smurf" but then one thing lead to another and the next thing you know I smurfed the hell out of her smurf. I was actually surprised that after that smurfing she wanted it in the smurf but I wasn't going to pass up the option. I'll say this La Schtroumpfette, that's her French given name - the one she prefers to be called, can smurf a smurf like nobody's business. I almost smurfed the minute she started to smurf!

 

[FLOSI]

Not sure if I'd Smurf her... Being the only girl Smurf she's been Smurfed by all the Smurfs.... and The Mike

 

[uscmhicks]

Not sure if I'd Smurf her... Being the only girl Smurf she's been Smurfed by all the Smurfs....

......

You guys are hilarious.

 

[Darth Waller]

Not sure if I'd Smurf her... Being the only girl Smurf she's been Smurfed by all the Smurfs.... and The Mike

All but Vanity Smurf.

 

[The Mike]

Well, we've all got standards. Saying "no" to bestiality is definitely a start.

...is Cheetara considered an animal? I would definitely ____ Cheetara.

I guess if she is an animal then I have a new limit: SNORKS. I always wondered if they got freaky with those things but I definitely wouldn't ____ them...

 

[Darth Waller]

Get in line, Mike!

 

[The Mike]

See! I love how all the "cartoon characters are gross" or "Those people are weird" got all quiet when I brought up Cheetara. A lot of them read my post and said themselves "Oh yeah....I would ____ Cheetara...."

 

[Kuzeh]

This thread is hilarious...
you guys have no shame...

 

[Darth Waller]

See! I love how all the "cartoon characters are gross" or "Those people are weird" got all quiet when I brought up Cheetara. A lot of them read my post and said themselves "Oh yeah....I would ____ Cheetara...."

 

[Amanaman]

See! I love how all the "cartoon characters are gross" or "Those people are weird" got all quiet when I brought up Cheetara. A lot of them read my post and said themselves "Oh yeah....I would ____ Cheetara...."

b-but she's from the 80s..

 

[The Mike]

What about the Porsche from Cars? The Medusa-headed purple girl from Monsters, Inc.? Mrs. Incredible (whatever her name was ... stretchygirl or something)?

I find that we are getting into shades of grey here....

The Porsche from Cars no, but I'd be lying if I said no to automotive aspects because I would probably take a shot at Arcee

The Medusa Headed Purple monster from Monsters Inc? No. But I'd give a shot to this gorgon.

As for Mrs. Incredible/Elastigirl, I'd nail it. Imagine the new ways to fluff up the Kama Sutra when all kinds of bending is possible.

 

[The Ween]

I realise i wrote that it was ridiculous to fall in love with a 9ft blue alien but i do remember getting a slight stir about the green alien Kirk shacks with in Star Trek, the green woman and Zoe half nekked in one scene was quite greatly appreciated!

But that was a REAL woman, not a glorified cartoon woman!

 

[FLOSI]

As for Mrs. Incredible/Elastigirl, I'd nail it. Imagine the new ways to fluff up the Kama Sutra when all kinds of bending is possible.

She had some booty....

 

[FLOSI]

But that was a REAL woman, not a glorified cartoon woman!

You can almost liken that to shagging someone with lots of tats, IMO.

 

[ironwez20]

I can't let that one past.

i dont know who that freakin guy is , He looks like some hobo with sunglasses in the middle of the street. Kinda looks like rober downey jr.

 

[uscmhicks]

i dont know who that freakin guy is , He looks like some hobo with sunglasses in the middle of the street. Kinda looks like rober downey jr.

Please don't , you making it worse for yourself.
Do me a favour and go and buy a movie called " The professional " or " Leon ".

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Its a classic. Send me a pm telling me how awesome it is after you've watched it. Until then..

Oh and if he looks like Robert Downey Jr I look like Brad Pitt.