Anyone else suffering from MAJOR depression after watching Avatar?

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Wtf is a guild wife anyway? and why do nerds play wow so much thats the dumbest game i ever saw. Imo tho, not to offend anybody that plays wow and actually has a life.
 
ironwez20 said:
Wtf is a guild wife anyway? and why do nerds play wow so much thats the dumbest game i ever saw. Imo tho, not to offend anybody that plays wow and actually has a life.
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Haha. Honestly, I guessed it was an online "wife" for WoW players that can't land a real broad ... but I suppose I can't say for sure.

I've never understood the online/roleplay gaming thing. Lotsa time and effort ... not a lot of payoff (especially if the only way you can get any is virtually from a "guild wife"). Haha.

SnakeDoc
 
For a very brief second I was like "WTF?" then realized this really shouldn't surprise me at all given what I've read thus far in this thread.

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She'll get more views since alot of people are searching for avatar , alot of youtube partners will make videos regarding things that have happened recently. I wouldn't be surprised if she hadn't seen it , with her ads up it will get her more cash the more views she gets.
 
I had fun last night. I tried a preposed experiment. I created the most insane Avatar fan story, just to see if people would believe it AND SUPPORT ME.....one person didnt. Called me out...smart fella. But the rest....supported me. :eek:


And then on the forum I was posting on, while doing this test, the _____y mod decided to jump in, rat me out, and ban me from the site. So ____ that place. Oh well....here's my story, it's also on the site, Scott Cameron was the name.

I can't believe there's actually a place for these things. It'll be so liberating to express my feelings and thoughts on this. These have been some of the most intense and enlightening moments of my entire life. Just like Jake said "Sometimes your whole life boils down to ONE insane moment. "

This is my first forum, so i'm a little nervous, but here it goes.

My life isn't what you call, terrible...but it sure as hell isnt 'good'. I work at Wal-Mart, I weigh 350 pounds, I have terrible acne, and didnt have sex till I was 30. I'm currently 42. I dont even know why I'm telling you this, but I hope that you would better understand my current state.

I was married my wife, Synda, we hit it off one day while I helped her find some lost condiments. We were married 4 months later. Then another year, and 9 months after that, she gave birth to our son Chris. He was the best kid.

Now flash forward to 2009, Chris is now 10 years old. I was never big on movies. I enjoy the comedy of the month every now and then, but I rarely go to the pictures. Not really my 'forte'. So my good buddy tells me of the movie "Avatar" that's set to come out in Decemember. Didn't think much of it. But, it was close enough to Christmas time, that I figured, "What the hay! Lets go to the movies!"

So we set on Christmas eve to see this...."Avatar". Let me tell you..those few hours changed my life.

When everything was over, I sat there, stunned. Then, I began to cry. Not like a little tear, or a sniffle, but a FULL ON belt out sob. I was so embarresed, but i couldnt help it. My son tried to comfort me, but it wouldnt work. It couldnt work. I wanted to be a Navi. I wanted to BE on Pandora.

I know that sounds crazy, but that's how I felt.

Come Christmas morning, I couldnt even put on a good happy face. I was too busy thinking about Neytere. If that's now you spell it. I couldnt even enjoy my son opening his 4 presents on chrismas morning. We paid nearly all of our money on his gifts, and I couldnt for the life of me, enjoy his excitement.

That night, I said I was going to run up to the store. But I went and saw Avatar again.

Not being home for 3 hours, my wife worried, and called the police. When I told them I ended up meeting an old friend, and we went to the bar for a couple beers. She said "OK honey, just...call me next time...ok?"

Weeks pass. I would head out, every lunch break to see Avatar. Even though I would only get 30 minutes. I paid everytime. It was worth it. Being there was as close as I could get to Pandora. I couldnt stand it.

The real trouble started on my Wife's birthday. We planned out a whole dinner party at a really nice resturant. Knowing they would be gone for the exact amount of time Avatar would play, I acted sick. I even made myself vomit in front of her, just to get out of it.

I spent the night with Neytere on Pandora.

My wife began to notice my trips out, and got really frustrated with me, to a point where she began to scream, and yell, and throw things at me. She thought I was cheating on her. Which I was in a way. But I told her no. I was falling in love Neytere. She was in my thoughts every night. Even when me and my wife had sex. I pictured Neytere.

Then the bomb. Just like the one Quarich was going to drop on the tree of souls. She found my tickets. She was FURIOUS.

I wont go into the details, I dont think they're appropriate for this forum.

We didnt talk for a while. But we all got over it. Then I had this idea. My wife said this to me many times, "I love you honey, I would do ANYTHING for you." SO I asked her a favor.

Now I brought her into the room, and sat her down. I reminded her of what she said. She said "Yes dear. Anything to help you. I love you." So I asked her, if she would undergo plastic surgrey to look more like Neytere. I would pay for it.

She laughed in my face. Thinking it was a joke. It wasnt. When she realized, she began to hit me. I reisted the urge to slap her in the jaw. She took Chris, and left me. Our marriage gone. Over. Just like that.

But I was OK with it. I didnt want her. I wanted Neytere.

So I created a new way of living. I bought thousands of plants at every store. Even took a few home for me, from Wal-Mart. I turned my house into Pandora! I placed Neytere over my wife in my pictures, and even put my self WITH the navi. It sounds a little crazy. But arent we all a little crazy about Avatar?

ANyway, I hope I dont get ragged on too much, and you guys are understanding. I really wish this place was real. I want to be with Neytere and the navi....
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CelticP said:
I had fun last night. I tried a preposed experiment. I created the most insane Avatar fan story, just to see if people would believe it AND SUPPORT ME.....one person didnt. Called me out...smart fella. But the rest....supported me. :eek:


And then on the forum I was posting on, while doing this test, the _____y mod decided to jump in, rat me out, and ban me from the site. So ____ that place. Oh well....here's my story, it's also on the site, Scott Cameron was the name.
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I'm not sure how anybody could see that sob-story as anything but a joke. Nobody could possibly be THAT pathetic.

SnakeDoc
 
IF people get depressed over this movie i hope they are for the right reasons.
Me personally think the message in this movie is very strong and provoking,an important movie everyone should see.
 
CelticP said:
I had fun last night. I tried a preposed experiment. I created the most insane Avatar fan story, just to see if people would believe it AND SUPPORT ME.....one person didnt. Called me out...smart fella. But the rest....supported me. :eek:


And then on the forum I was posting on, while doing this test, the _____y mod decided to jump in, rat me out, and ban me from the site. So ____ that place. Oh well....here's my story, it's also on the site, Scott Cameron was the name.
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You`re crazy dude:lol
 
Rock83 said:
IF people get depressed over this movie i hope they are for the right reasons.
Me personally think the message in this movie is very strong and provoking,an important movie everyone should see.
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There is a right reason to get depressed over this movie?? Given your second sentence, I assume that your characterization of the "right reason" for Avatar-related depression wasn't that the movie was lousy, boring, and an overall disappointment (which is the only logical reason I can fathom ... and still, likely only should lead to depression of the actors and director).

SnakeDoc
 
SnakeDoctor said:
I'm not sure how anybody could see that sob-story as anything but a joke. Nobody could possibly be THAT pathetic.

SnakeDoc
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pixletwin said:
Yup... It reads like a really bad short story.. not like someone posting on a forum.
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You'd totally think that. Yet...people were offering me support.

And yes, it's all intentional. I made in completly horrible. Any SANE person would spot it's total bull____.
 
CelticP said:
I had fun last night. I tried a preposed experiment. I created the most insane Avatar fan story, just to see if people would believe it AND SUPPORT ME.....one person didnt. Called me out...smart fella. But the rest....supported me. :eek:


And then on the forum I was posting on, while doing this test, the _____y mod decided to jump in, rat me out, and ban me from the site. So ____ that place. Oh well....here's my story, it's also on the site, Scott Cameron was the name.
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:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl:rotfl
After reading that story you made up, I have to say it's one of the funniest post's I have ever read.
 

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