Anyone else suffering from MAJOR depression after watching Avatar?

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Here is an example of one lost soul on that board:

The past 7 nights in a row my wife has asked me to have sex with her, and I just havent been in the mood. Scratch that. I'm incredibly horny most of the time, but I dont feel attracted to her anymore. The sight of her naked literally does nothing for me, and I'm frightened by that.

I once felt exactly like that.

But that was 8 years ago, and it had nothing to do with hot, nekkid, blue alien chicks... it just turned out I hated my (now ex-) wife.
 
This is the solution to every male Neytiri worshipper in that forum! :duff


If he closes his eyes when having sex with his wife, he can have sex with Neytiri all he wants. Problem solved.



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Zoe Saldena (actress who gave the voice of Neytiri) is not bad at all :D

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There is an article on CNN today about 1000's of people suffering from depression because of this movie. What a bunch of chodes. :rotfl
 
Yeah, the lips are very close!!! That's probably what's in the heads of these Arvastards! :duff
 
She looks more like Jessica Alba than the actress who played her.

I agree. The transformation (for lack of a better word) of Zoe into Neytiri was really quite astonishing, IMO. While you definitely see Sam Worthington and Sigourney Weaver in their respective Avatar's Zoe seemingly disappears completely in hers.

I didn't notice any of her features or personality in Neytiri (which makes sense since unlike Jake and Grace, her character isn't supposed to have a human personality.) A great portrayal of the character and a huge part of helping us suspend disbelief.
 
Some of those nut jobs(like some here on this forum) would rather have sex with the blue girl than Zoe....:sick:sick
 
Some of those nut jobs(like some here on this forum) would rather have sex with the blue girl than Zoe....:sick:sick

are you kidding? that's saying nothing. some of those nut jobs would rather have sex with THIS than zoe:

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if james cameron made a movie about a planet full of giant hermaphroditic buttholes and released it in IMAX3D.
 
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