AOTC review by the same funny guy that reviewed TPM

[thenammagazine]

Lol The majority of your posts I read could certainly be used as examples of the 'Unfathomable language of retard.' Well done

Says the meathead who spends most of his time in the Aliens & Robots threads.

 

[CelticPredator]

Those jokes are hilarious. I laughed so hard when he said World War 2 was the French Revolution...lolz.

 

[jedibear]

Ahem. Dial it back, boys. Thanks.

 

[OSCORP]

Apparently review is supposed to be up at 8pm central time Saturday. (According to a twitter post)

GONNA BE EPIC!

 

[Darth Mitchell]

I cant wait for this. AOTC is one of the worst movies ever made. Horrible from ____ty start to ____ty finish. Utterly vile crap.

Couldn't have said it better
AOTC s***** Monkey Ba...

 

[Wanderer]

Says the meathead who spends most of his time in the Aliens & Robots threads.

Lol Too much time on your hands sunshine And piss poor comeback...try harder man!...

Spoiler

Like you're girl says in the bedroom

 

[OSCORP]

PART 1 IS UP!!!!!!!!!!!

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[OSCORP]

part 2 ETC. YOU CAN FIND THE REST

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[LOTRFan]

Stale Jedi and emotionless writing and relationships, I didn't go any further than #2.

 

[OSCORP]

Just about died laughing at pt 6
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[jkno]

He is right on so many points. I love his reviews

 

[plasmid303]

What's with the weird bits about kidnapping/murdering women? He keeps going back to it.

 

[LOTRFan]

What's with the weird bits about kidnapping/murdering women? He keeps going back to it.

It works, it's his schtick.

 

[Boba Ben]

Part 1 has been taken down. It's saying they infringed on Cartoon Network's copyright.

 

[karamazov80]

About time. He really shouldn't try to pass on the Cartoon Network's Star Wars review as his own.

 

[SwedishHeat]

So, Lucasfilm signs an agreement to make a Star Wars comedy show with the guys from Cartoon Network, then a few hours later, Cartoon Network issues a takedown notice for a highly-anticipated Star Wars comedy related YouTube video that has no recognizable references to any Cartoon Network programming??

That sounds fair to me.

EDIT: Apparently there's a 3-second clip of the Clone Wars tv show amongst the 5,400 other seconds in this clip

 

[tylerdurden]

not as funny (or as on-point) as the phantom menace review, but good stuff all the same. i loved the serial killer bits, esp where the victim ends up watching aotc and hating it.

 

[MrPickles]

This guy is so on the money, it makes me feel more shame than if I was in a NBA locker room shower...

 

[OSCORP]

The Sam Jackson part is so true, imagine if he played a Baddie with some emotion. (pt6)

 

[Mad Old Lu]

Watched it yesterday. Great stuff. I like how he gives legitimate, thoughtful commentary about why AOTC is a poorly made and written movie, and not just dismissively say "It sucks. Just because."