Are you married or in a committed relationship?

[GrayWolf87]

Like that one!

 

[Cloud]

I am a singularity.

Really?

 

[The Craw]

not married but i've had about 45 different sexual partners in the last 3 months.

 

[Cloud]

not married but i've had about 45 different sexual partners in the last 3 month.

Holy Hell. The Craw has been in a lot of women's craws...

 

[The Ween]

Holy Hell. The Craw has been in a lot of women's craws...

Main Entry: craw
Pronunciation: \ˈkrȯ\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English crawe, from Old English *cræga; perhaps akin to Latin vorare to devour — more at voracious
Date: 14th century

1 : the crop of a bird or insect
2 : the stomach especially of a lower animal

 

[The Craw]

i've been in a lot of women's stomach's?

 

[Valfar]

not married but i've had about 45 different sexual partners in the last 3 months.

I think you should change your name to The Crabs.

 

[Cloud]

Ehh, look at definition number 3:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=craw

EDIT: Damn, I can't say anything at this site lately without finding my foot in my mouth...

 

[The Craw]

damn i didn't know my user name had a relation to genitallia. i might have to change it now.

 

[fawk3s]

not married but i've had about 45 different sexual partners in the last 3 months.

Oh my... So how much has it cost you?

 

[Devil_666]

I think you should change your name to The Crabs.

 

[tnaig001]

Ehh, look at definition number 3:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=craw

EDIT: Damn, I can't say anything at this site lately without finding my foot in my mouth...

Haven't laughed so hard in a while!


thanks for the joke

 

[sparkstron73]

Nope.

Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.

I too was like traivis untill I met my betsy and now we have a baby so if it can happen to me it can happen to you.

No marriage on the cards as we don't agree with owning someone and the whole church/god buisness,but a baby is commitment enough.

I was single many years and enjoyed it now my life is over

 

[spazzy]

8 years this past June!


First few years are always the toughest (military for me)......than years 6-7 was rough, now that I finally bought a house and have a better job things have been going easier for us.

 

[The Ween]

Ehh, look at definition number 3:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=craw

EDIT: Damn, I can't say anything at this site lately without finding my foot in my mouth...

I never go on that site. Anyone can post anything on it and a lot of it is BS.

 

[-Super Hans-]

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

 

[The Ween]

Nope.

Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man.

Awwwwww Snake! You just need to find you another Snake Eater is all.

 

[The Ween]

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

And some of them do it quite well!

 

[LOTRFan]

It will be 11 years come December, but we have known each other for over 15.

 

[quadcent]

16 years for me and three kids later, where the hell has my life gone.