Assassino

[Devil_666]

*Racist Rants*

*Banned*

 

[Lejuan]

 

[intothevoid]

Hahahaha next stop... The local Starbucks

 

[Deckard]

He hasn't come back yet, maybe the rioters burned down the library.

 

[intothevoid]

Nah they haven't touched anything related to books - just not interested

They want electronics and trainers

 

[pixletwin]

 

[hairlesswookiee]

Did I miss something? What's this in regards to?

 

[thenammagazine]

Did I miss something? What's this in regards to?

Some racist ________ that was posting anti-black diarrhea in the London riots thread.

 

[Devil_666]

There's a billionaire and he says that if you swallow a spoonful of human feces you can have any HT figure you want. You want Iron Monger, you can either pay $500-something or you can simply eat a tablespoon of human feces and it's yours. Right after that, you want Spider-Man, that's just another spoonful of feces. This billionaire has no limit, so you could over the course of a month or more eat 160-something spoonfuls of feces and acquire every Hot Toys figure. You could even start an entire business based on the figures you acquire.

After you eat the feces, you can wash it down immediately with anything you want. You can't mix it with anything, but right after you swallow you could down a bottle of orange juice and pour sherbert in your mouth and whatever else you please. You can also prepare your mouth in any way you can think of, numbing it, coating it with wax, anything. If you're thinking right, you might even work out a formula where you can't taste the feces at all.

And all this takes place in a warehouse, where people stand around to watch or wait for their turn to try.

Would any of you consider this, really? I suppose I would keep it in mind. I would wonder how easy or difficult it might be. As you could wash it down right after, it might not be as unpleasant as I imagine and so I might find it's a simpler way of acquiring all the figures I want. I wouldn't jump to, but after seeing the success I'm sure others on here would find, I guess I'd get closer and closer to doing it myself.

As I write this, I realise really you should eat feces only for the most expensive figures, then sell them to buy other figures. You don't really want to eat the feces for a $140 Spider-Man.

So it's like a Poop Club? Awesome.

 

[Lejuan]

I googled Grosby's post because I don't remember coming across it - I followed the googled link, that said 4 posts in the description - and it took me to an 'invalid thread' page. So one of the mods deleted the whole thread, for obvious reasons. But I'm glad I found it here, thanks to you Devil. I copy-pasted it immediately for posterity.

 

[Jen]

All I can say is that billionaire is one sick ass individual.

 

[Solidus]

All I can say is that billionaire is one sick ass individual.