Avengers: Age of Ultron (May 1st, 2015)

[Nintenjoe]

Yeah if you've seen her in Under the Skin, you'd wonder what happened to her chest. It definitely reduced in size.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

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[YankeesFanboy]

Fine.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

 

[GasparZizou]

People like to believe her bazoombas were natural, but IF she had implants... she got them before she was famous

Didn't a reporter squeeze her sweet bazongas and determined they were natural?

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Didn't a reporter squeeze her sweet bazongas and determined they were natural?

Yes, a "reporter." I feel bad for him if the boobs are indeed fake. He spent years studying fashion, became a fashion designer, then a reporter and pretended to be gay for 15 years with the sole purpose of grabbing her boobs that night. 15 years...wasted, and a master plan ruined.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Finding out ScarJo's boobs were fake = Learning professional wrestling was fake.

 

[ZaCHw117]

whaz teh rel namz

 

[YankeesFanboy]

You drunk again, buddy?

 

[GasparZizou]

Yes, a "reporter." I feel bad for him if the boobs are indeed fake. He spent years studying fashion, became a fashion designer, then a reporter and pretended to be gay for 15 years with the sole purpose of grabbing her boobs that night. 15 years...wasted, and a master plan ruined.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Finding out ScarJo's boobs were fake = Learning professional wrestling was fake.

Wh..what..do you mean wrestling is fake?

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Wh..what..do you mean wrestling is fake?

Oh...no, no, I misspoke. Professional wrestling is very much real. It's as honest as the day is long. Carry on.

 

[ZaCHw117]

You drunk again, buddy?

goes back to find fappable gifs of scar jo

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Oh...no, no, I misspoke. Professional wrestling is very much real. It's as honest as the day is long. Carry on.

Oh, good. I don't think I can take 3 major disappointments in one thread.

 

[jye4ever]

 

[cilantropants]

I'm curious if the irony, in whatever small part it played in her decision, is at all recognized here. Probably not.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Oh, good. I don't think I can take 3 major disappointments in one thread.

Would rep if I could. Will remember this and rep when I become a Premium Freak.

I'm curious if the irony, in whatever small part it played in her decision, is at all recognized here. Probably not.

Damn, you really are a killjoy.

You're not implying that she had the breast reduction in order to be taken more seriously as an actress? Or for health/comfort/some other personal reason? She can do whatever she wants to do, it's her body.

(Shuts off ego/super-ego and activates id) Pfftt, whatever, show us the boobies!

 

[Wor-Gar]

So will all future Avengers movies carry a Disney song (like the Pinocchio one for Ultron)? Talk about Disneyfication.

 

[karamazov80]

Queen Elsa is actually joining the team in Avengers 3. Namor will also be married to Ariel.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

I think Elsa could take Ultron. And no, that's neither the plot of nor sex act in the next Axel Braun porn parody.