ballerina is called fat, ate sugar plum too many

[jinxx]

In ballet they have to lift people and throw people into the air. And fat people don't go as high.

Is it bad i know what movie that is from.

Lol! Spirit Fingers!
"Fat people don't go as high..."
Sparky for the win!

 

[FLOSI]

My pee-pee has no brain. It knows not of such things as nation of origin or STDs transmitted by 80's hard rock drummers.

 

[jye4ever]

I once tried to do this semi-fat chick but her legs wouldn't open up past her upper thighs so I just gave up. Unfortunately she was no ballerina, hell, she wasn't even a dancer.

I was freaking exhausted, so we just went to the Diner instead and had hamburgers and then went to see Phantom on Broadway.

Fun night overall, it's just that certain things need to be removed from the itinerary.

 

[devilof76]

My pee-pee has no brain. It knows not of such things as nation of origin or STDs transmitted by 80's hard rock drummers.

You must teach it, for the survival of mankind. If everyone thought with their member, Canada would have been destroyed long ago, and then the rest of the world would have to destroy us because everyone loves Canada except for America. The ensuing war would see the rest of the world laid waste by the Great Satan, and in remorse, we would drink a lot of beer, and crash the Earth into a guardrail, wasting the greatest opportunity we ever had in as moment of callous disregard for the power of our own drunkenness.

 

[The Ween]

I once tried to do this semi-fat chick but her legs wouldn't open up past her upper thighs so I just gave up. Unfortunately she was no ballerina, hell, she wasn't even a dancer.

I was freaking exhausted, so we just went to the Diner instead and had hamburgers and then went to see Phantom on Broadway.

Fun night overall, it's just that certain things need to be removed from the itinerary.

Huh?

 

[jonny88]

Have you ever touched foot in a school? Surely they have them in Canada.

Do I even need to bring up various Canadian celebs? I could but you're probably not educated enough. "cough" Pam Anderson is one.

what are you talking about? what does Canadian celebs have to do with what l said. what l am saying is these critics rip on any one who's in the spot light when they are a pound over weight. remember when Jessica Simpson put on a few pounds, it was on CNN. Canadians will also agree with what you said about Pam.

 

[The Ween]

Pam actually makes my ____ limp now... I could go from fully aroused to having my pee nis inverted into my body cavity in .75 seconds by just looking at her.

Oh the picture I got from that!

 

[jonny88]

Pam actually makes my ____ limp now... I could go from fully aroused to having my pee nis inverted into my body cavity in .75 seconds by just looking at her.

same here. the doctors told her she might only have 15 years to live because she got hepatitis C from Tommy Lee. why am l not surprised.

 

[FLOSI]

Oh the picture I got from that!

Are you picturing my ween, Ween?

 

[Devil_666]

Fat girls swallow.

 

[jonny88]

Fat girls swallow.

l guess they swallow to much.

 

[jye4ever]

l guess they swallow to much.

 

[The Ween]

Fat girls swallow.

Admit it........you love it!

 

[FLOSI]

You must teach it, for the survival of mankind. If everyone thought with their member, Canada would have been destroyed long ago, and then the rest of the world would have to destroy us because everyone loves Canada except for America. The ensuing war would see the rest of the world laid waste by the Great Satan, and in remorse, we would drink a lot of beer, and crash the Earth into a guardrail, wasting the greatest opportunity we ever had in as moment of callous disregard for the power of our own drunkenness.

I had no idea this much was resting on my wang.

Huh?

So glad you quoted that Ween. The first time I read it it just didn't register in my head... Semi-fat chick who he was unable to have coitus with? WTH? I've had sex with all sizes of ladies and never had an issue... Does Jye have a small pee-pee?

 

[jye4ever]

I had no idea this much was resting on my wang.



So glad you quoted that Ween. The first time I read it it just didn't register in my head... Semi-fat chick who he was unable to have coitus with? WTH? I've had sex with all sizes of ladies and never had an issue... Does Jye have a small pee-pee?

 

[FLOSI]

Sorry Joe, I couldn't help it.

 

[jye4ever]

Sorry Joe, I couldn't help it.

My barn door was wide open

 

[Darth Snoopy]

I once tried to do this semi-fat chick but her legs wouldn't open up past her upper thighs so I just gave up. Unfortunately she was no ballerina, hell, she wasn't even a dancer.

I was freaking exhausted, so we just went to the Diner instead and had hamburgers and then went to see Phantom on Broadway.

Fun night overall, it's just that certain things need to be removed from the itinerary.

Now remember, Jye...fat chicks are like mopeds. They're fun to ride until your friends see you on them.

I know, I know...I'm going to hell.

 

[jye4ever]

Now remember, Jye...fat chicks are like mopeds. They're fun to ride until your friends see you on them.

I know, I know...I'm going to hell.

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= Will do you no good

 

[Devil_666]

Admit it........you love it!

Well I didn't say it was a bad thing.