Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (March 24th, 2016)

[Lakhota]

Oh so that is a criteria now all of a sudden? Well like I said then, Blade can suck it.

If she farted in those pants it would be trapped in there till she took them off [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[YankeesFanboy]

That gun looks like a ****.

 

[karamazov80]

So, is Daddario's body legit? Let's go to the videotape...

Yes. Yes it is.

It is. No need for a chase smiley.

Demolition Man is a great song from a great album, but an average action movie.

 

[Wor-Gar]

I always thought Barbara Eden was hot. Every wish would be something sexual and dirty.

She was hot. Her and Catwoman (Newmar). I wish those two would hook up.... well, not now, like in the 60's. Now would be.... distasteful.

 

[YankeesFanboy]

Demolition Man is a great song from a great album, but an average action movie.

Sting could write songs in his sleep. And he probably has.

 

[karamazov80]

And in the late '70s/early '80s, he actually wrote good songs in the process.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Until he started writing car commercials.

 

[jye4ever]

She was hot. Her and Catwoman (Newmar). I wish those two would hook up.... well, not now, like in the 60's. Now would be.... distasteful.

Add Elizabeth Montgomery to the mix.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Add Elizabeth Montgomery to the mix.

Yeah, her too. Jeannie, Catwoman and Samantha... it started out as just drinks at Catwoman's apartment. But then, something happened...

WAIT! Let's add Mary-Ann too. The innocent.

OK, where was I...? So Jeannie, Mary-Ann, Samantha and Catwoman are sipping cocktails. Did that drink description make it passed the sensor? Hey, it did. Weird.

 

[**16k**]

Add Elizabeth Montgomery to the mix.

With Montgomery, this would become necrophilia...

 

[Wor-Gar]

March release for this tells me everything I need to know about how good this is.

 

[jye4ever]

With Montgomery, this would become necrophilia...

 

[Khev]

March release for this tells me everything I need to know about how good this is.

Possibly, but the first Hunger Games was released in March and it grossed over $400 million domestic. I think WB really does just want to take competition out of the equation for their first team-up movie.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Not alot of competition next summer -- plenty of room for Superman/Batman.

 

[GasparZizou]

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I don't understand, why hasn't there been any jokes about Aquaman?

 

[jye4ever]

The biggest movie ever to release in March.

WB trying to pave a new path, much respect for that.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

The biggest movie ever to release in March.

WB trying to pave a new path, much respect for that.

And perhaps the biggest blunder ever Either way, it'll be one for the books.

 

[jye4ever]

 

[Lakhota]

Wtf is that Doomsday ??

 

[VintijDroidGutzz]

Hey Jye, that's the worst case of Lobo cosplay I've ever seen!

..& what's with that postal worker chillin' with da mail bags?