Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (March 24th, 2016)

[GeneralZodLives]

That would explain why he's so sad all the time.

 

[Devil_666]

That would explain why he's so sad all the time.

 

[jye4ever]

Like I've said since the beginning, even though I hate most of the movie, I could watch the warehouse scene in an infinite loop. The extended version is even better. Love the state down that Batman gives the thug he pinned into the wall with the knife. They should have left all that in the theatrical version. None of that stuff would have warranted an R rating, not even the crate/wall blood.

Amen to that brother DiFabio.

me in this thread

Agreed. But I'll never ever understand why either of those clips were put in the trailers.

Mind freaking boggling.

Nice CGI pants

I don't think there's any cgi in this scene, that was done all for real.

Same with Superman flying and the Death Star laser, all real.

 

[crows]

So evolution is based on technology now? I think your testes completely disappeared and you're projecting.

how long were they using those matrix babies? how many centuries.

 

[Devil_666]

how long were they using those matrix babies? how many centuries.

And after all those centuries they all still had functional sex organs, right? That's how they populated that human city, right? What you're saying makes zero sense.

 

[jye4ever]

Like I've said since the beginning, even though I hate most of the movie, I could watch the warehouse scene in an infinite loop. The extended version is even better. Love the state down that Batman gives the thug he pinned into the wall with the knife. They should have left all that in the theatrical version. None of that stuff would have warranted an R rating, not even the crate/wall blood.

me in this thread

Agreed. But I'll never ever understand why either of those clips were put in the trailers.

Nice CGI pants

Damn, that truth just hit me like a crate to the head!



There had to be so much pressure for this to succeed that they put everything in the trailers except the pee.

Yea it just looks bad.

What is with the shin armor? Pretty sure my nuts would be armored before my shins.

Kryptonians had their babies in those Matrix eggs for hundreds of years
their reproductive systems became obsolete. they shrank, their testes completely disappeared.
superman is like a Ken doll down there.

Do you mean the Superbuldge is a sock?

Stop defending a fictional character you ***.

Supes has no peepee.

That would explain why he's so sad all the time.

All awesome lolz

 

[crows]

And after all those centuries they all still had functional sex organs, right? That's how they populated that human city, right? What you're saying makes zero sense.

the kryptonians evolved much faster than humans did.

 

[DiFabio]

But didn't Russell Crowe bang Lara with his real D, not with science?

 

[jye4ever]

Oompah oompah

 

[DiFabio]

It's oobah you ****.

 

[crows]

But didn't Russell Crowe bang Lara with his real D, not with science?

they just made him free, they made him without a job assigned to him. its never told if they still used the same method or not

 

[jye4ever]

Oh **** I got confused with this guy.

 

[DiFabio]

they just made him free, they made him without a job assigned to him. its never told if they still used the same method or not

Go to sleep.

 

[jye4ever]

 

[kryptonianmutie]

Oh **** I got confused with this guy.
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See, Leto Joker could have been so much worse.

 

[jye4ever]

You had to make me go there didn't you.

 

[kryptonianmutie]

You had to make me go there didn't you.

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[crows]

You had to make me go there didn't you.

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add the teeth, ADD THe TEETH !

 

[jye4ever]

I isn't no devil you know.

 

[kryptonianmutie]

I isn't no devil you know.

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He needs a Harley