jye4ever
Broke and happy
Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Dirty batmobile = serious business.
Please refrain from all laughter or joy.
Dirty batmobile = serious business.
Please refrain from all laughter or joy.
"WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER HERO. . .which is good, since you aren't one."Batman to Superman:
We ain't never gonna get a nice, sleek, streamlined Batmobile like the '66, '89 or Animated series ever again. Those elegant and simplistic days are over.
Now it seems like all the new visionaries want to do for the Batmobile are these weird, paneled monstrosities that look like some alien, Transformers craft. The Tumbler, Arkham Knight and now this don't look like cars, they look like bugs, creatures or ****ing robots. They all have to be gimmicky too. The canopy on this new one and the Tumbler can't just open up like you'd expect, they have to be all crazy like splitting open or a mechanical hatch that opens like a mouth.
I wonder what kind of beetle or crab the new batwing will look like.
I'm assuming they won't do ant lion again.
I'm ok with never again seeing the batmobile climb a building like it did in Forever.
Mach 5 would kick the alien Batmobile's ***.Climbing buildings / bunny hopping roofs - this one better have stilts to raise itself over obstacles while in chase mode.
Climbing buildings / bunny hopping roofs - this one better have stilts to raise itself over obstacles while in chase mode.
Yo dawg, I herd u liek Batman and Robbin's climbing up buildings.
So we gonna take yo Bat mobile and make it climb up buildings.
I'm gluing my HT Tumbler to a wall.
Police: "He's flying on rooftops!"
SMASH
Hopeman: "What rooftops."
Families mourn
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