Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (March 24th, 2016)

[RIDDICK]

Good riddance.

 

[Rorywan]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Video is gone.

Here let me act it out for you.

"blurry, handheld phone shot of some "real" security guy pulling open a chain mail gate,
nothing, nothing, brrrm brrrmm. something burry drove by fast in about 10 frames of video"

Wow. Seriously.. I've had more exciting farts.

Tricked out 1997 honda civics sound like that.

This is going to be the best movie ever.

They do!

 

[EVILFACE]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

lol, civics.

"Holy fartcan, Batman. VTEC just kicked in. Yo!"

 

[Khev]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

"My mother always warned me about getting into rice rockets with strange men."

"This isn't a rice rocket."

VROOOM

 

[franpincho]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

I use to have one of those when I was up all night to get lucky.

Never happened.

 

[thenammagazine]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Never understood cruising all night long, hoping for chicks.

 

[Khev]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Unless you've got money in hand of course. The days of American Graffiti are long gone.

 

[EVILFACE]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Nothing beats cruising in a kewl car.

Except *** in said car.

 

[thenammagazine]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Nothing beats cruising in a kewl car.

Except *** in said car.

You're as tall as I am, and in my experience, that's never even been fun. More like try to find a cramped position that doesn't result in a kink in the neck or a major cramp.

 

[DiFabio]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

I guess your car/cars have never had the ability to put seats back orrrrrrr, you're doing it wrong.

 

[franpincho]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

My '94 Mitsubishi 3000GT had plenty of room.....

That POS was a nightmare though, VERY high maintenance.

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Marvel Studios Cars Sound Better.

Tricked out 1997 honda civics sound like that.

This is going to be the best movie ever.

Fartcan muffler and all

 

[jye4ever]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

My car was a roving **** studio.

 

[thenammagazine]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

I guess your car/cars have never had the ability to put seats back orrrrrrr, you're doing it wrong.

At 6'5" and 280lbs, "putting seats back" isn't an option. It's already back as far as it goes.

 

[Rorywan]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

My car was a roving **** studio.

I hope whoever bought it from you got it cleaned, boiled, sterilised.

 

[RIDDICK]

- It's the car, right? Chicks love the noise.

Then Fartmobile it is!

 

[a-dev]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

At 6'5" and 280lbs, "putting seats back" isn't an option. It's already back as far as it goes.

*******. Imagine losing an internet flamewar against Nam, feeling so humiliated by it that you track him down for a fist fight and then as soon as you see him ''nnnope, that aint gonna work either''

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

The fartmobile using the guns. (video)

https://instagram.com/p/tByTkqGPfm/?utm_source=partner&utm_medium=embed&utm_campaign=video

 

[thenammagazine]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

*******. Imagine losing an internet flamewar against Nam, feeling so humiliated by it that you track him down for a fist fight and then as soon as you see him ''nnnope, that aint gonna work either''

Fist fight? Though I'd welcome the cardio, people are too chicken**** for that nowadays.

 

[Rorywan]

Re: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

At 6'5" and 280lbs, "putting seats back" isn't an option. It's already back as far as it goes.

Jesus H that's big!