Because I know how much you all love Nicolas Cage!

[CelticPredator]

The best one.

 

[crows]

 

[Eli26]

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

 

[King Darkness]

Father time, you cruel b$tch.

 

[Eli26]

Father time, you cruel b$tch.

He really is. He takes hair off the top of your head and replaces it with hair in your nose and ears. Also, your nose and ears continue to grow as the rest of your body shrinks. Pretty much we all convert into balding ALFs.

You're a cruel joker Father Time.

 

[crows]

at least his teeth got better

 

[Eli26]

at least his teeth got better

As long as he remembers to put them in.

 

[King Darkness]

I've noticed my farts have gotten exceptionally repugnant as I get older too.

But that's not all that bad.

 

[Eli26]

I've noticed my farts have gotten exceptionally repugnant as I get older too.

But that's not all that bad.

Give it another 20 years and you'll have more sharts than farts. Another 10-plus years you just may need depends. ****ing in motion.

 

[King Darkness]

I can't wait for the day that I can **** myself and it be okay. I hate the judging looks I get now when I do it.

 

[Eli26]

You got brown on you.

 

[Eli26]

It's rather appropriate we would be discussing all things **** in a Nicolas Cage thread. It seems so fitting.

Seriously?! P.oop is censored on here? Some how I have a feeling Bodie is at fault for that one. lol

 

[crows]

I've noticed my farts have gotten exceptionally repugnant as I get older too.

But that's not all that bad.

Yeah...... I remember my uncle getting older and his farts smelled like death. It kind of smelled like when a rat dies and you can't find it....

 

[CelticPredator]

Is your uncle Richard Gere, by chance?

 

[Eli26]

So when is Nicolas Cage going to finally win his first Oscar that seems to elude him through out his career?

 

[King Darkness]

It kind of smelled like when a rat dies and you can't find it....

Does that happen to you often?

 

[King Darkness]

So when is Nicolas Cage going to finally win his first Oscar that seems to elude him through out his career?

Already happened.

 

[CelticPredator]

 

[Eli26]

Already happened.

He did?! WOW... HE DID! Mind blown. Leaving Las Vegas. When Sarah Jessica Parker was cute.

 

[King Darkness]

Weird....