Media Big Boss vs. Jack Bauer

[Solidus]

You knew this poll was going to come.

Who kicks more ass, who has killed more bad guys, who's better at CQC? etc.

 

[Kibagami]

Aren't we voting for the same person essentially? Cause I think Sutherland wins at the end.

 

[Solidus]

Probably .

 

[Solidus]

In any case, Jack Bauer must win this. Big Boss is just a Kiefer Sutherland cosplayer in Ground Zeroes.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Jaku Bawa for me. Big Boss is too light in the loafers.

 

[krec9]

None they both suck.

 

[Snake Plissken]

...

 

[Solidus]

Jaku Bawa for me. Big Boss is too light in the loafers.

Right on

None they both suck.

 

[Solidus]

Here's another question to consider: who has the better "reflex mode"?

Bauer had some elegant, split-second kills last night.

 

[Kibagami]

The worst thing is that they're both comparable.

I'm going with Big boss cause he does more fantastical things like hunt down metal gears, sleep with quadruple Chinese agents and kill her matron of a mentor; then go off to build a MSF later to lose it with a couple of his arm.

 

[Kibagami]

Here's another question to consider: who has the better "reflex mode"?

Bauer had some elegant, split-second kills last night.

I still need to watch the first 2 hours.

 

[karamazov80]

I'm gonna go with Richard Grieco from If Looks Could Kill.

 

[Solidus]

The worst thing is that they're both comparable.

I'm going with Big boss cause he does more fantastical things like hunt down metal gears, sleep with quadruple Chinese agents and kill her matron of a mentor; then go off to build a MSF later to lose it with a couple of his arm.

No kidding. Adding to the fact, that I just hear Jack Bauer whenever Big Boss speaks .

Well, Bauer saved America several times from nuclear devastation, and was nearly tortured to death by the Chinese government.

But, unlike Big Boss, Bauer's story is still being scripted. It'll be funny if he eventually builds his own private military company.

 

[Kibagami]

No kidding. Adding to the fact, that I just hear Jack Bauer whenever Big Boss speaks . Well, Bauer saved America several times from nuclear devastation, and was nearly tortured to death by the Chinese government. But, unlike Big Boss, Bauer's story is still being scripted. It'll be funny if he eventually builds his own private military company.

Then in this season he loses an eye and grows out his beard.

I'm sure you know how to find those episodes. Which reminds me, I still need to watch the last episode of GoT

Aye matey; thar be torrents.

 

[Snake Plissken]

So **** faced that you tackle a Christmas tree > Destroying giant machines.

 

[Solidus]

Then in this season he loses an eye and grows out his beard.



Aye matey; thar be torrents.

Well, he grew a beard twice already .

And haaarrrr, matey! Raise the anchor, all hands to quarters! Bring us to full sail! To the Bay, says I!

So **** faced that you tackle a Christmas tree > Destroying giant machines.

I can at least understand that the Shagohod was like a primitive Metal Gear in MGS 3. But, Big Boss shouldn't have the same career as Snake, fighting giant mechs.

 

[Kibagami]

Well, he grew a beard twice already .

Ah yeah!

And haaarrrr, matey! Raise the anchor, all hands to quarters! To the Bay, says I!

 

[Kibagami]

So **** faced that you tackle a Christmas tree > Destroying giant machines.

Ah come on.

 

[Solidus]

The Kief is a god amongst men when he's plastered.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Well, he grew a beard twice already .

And haaarrrr, matey! Raise the anchor, all hands to quarters! Bring us to full sail! To the Bay, says I!



I can at least understand that the Shagohod was like a primitive Metal Gear in MGS 3. But, Big Boss shouldn't have the same career as Snake, fighting giant mechs.

His entire character is a clone of Snake, living vicariously through similar circumstances.