Sachiel, go eat some bacon. I'm sure OBL is disappointed there are no virgins waiting for him. I'm no jingoist, but I still remember 9/11 and I served in the military so save your trolling for another thread.
Personally, I've always wanted to see a terrorist skit where one blows himself up, gets to paradise...and has 72 male Star Trek nerds waiting for him.
"Wait! These are not the virgins I was promised!"