Bizarre and awkward photos

[Y4NK33 PL4N3T]

all you need is a banana peel

Yeah, must be tough being single...

 

[Solidus]

Meet the woman who is desperate to look like Jessica Rabbit...

Penny has been obsessed by Jessica Rabbit since childhood. She wants to look like her so she wears a corset for 23 hours every day. She says she not concerned that this practice has been shown to rearrange organs. She has also had two surgeries and now her chest are at an O cup!
Penny has shrunk her waist from 38 to a tiny 23 inches

She looks absolutely hideous.

 

[crows]

 

[Collectorcol]

That lady is on drugs if she thinks the results are similar to what she was trying to achieve.

 

[toylion]

She looks absolutely hideous.

That lady is on drugs if she thinks the results are similar to what she was trying to achieve.

Crows would do her.

 

[Lejuan]

Crows would do her.

If it feels like a banana peel Mr Kenya is there!

 

[crows]

that, was pretty funny

(i damn the day i ever made that stupid banana comment)

 

[Collectorcol]

Tell the truth. A Pea Pod usually does the trick.

 

[crows]

an empty nut shell has better texture

 

[Lejuan]

Mr. Kenya is being modest. He's partial to watermelon.

 

[fosing]

master yoda would prefer grapefruit.

watermelon....is for multiplayers.

 

[crows]

isnt it the other way? you need someone else for grapefruit to work?

 

[fosing]

you need someone to grapefruit you.
you need 2-3 players to share a watermelon.
com'on crows...you know this shat.

 

[crows]

simple,

 

[fosing]

i thought you follow crossed.

 

[crows]

which one was that??????????

 

[Lejuan]

Nowadays any mention of grapefruit is accompanied by that gawdawful noise. You bastards.

 

[crows]

 

[Solidus]

What a waste of a good watermelon. Fruits were meant to be eaten for your bodily health. Not used as assistive fa p objects, ya perverts!

 

[Lejuan]

What a waste of a good watermelon.

That's what crows thinks to himself whenever he sees anyone eating one.