Barbarian
Super Freak
That's all I'm looking for. A simple explanation like that is all I need.
That's all I'm looking for. A simple explanation like that is all I need.
Dear Sideshow,
Why does it take you days to charge my credit card after placing an order on an "in-stock" piece that I'm anxiously waiting for, but when I'm a little strapped for cash and wouldn't mind you charging my credit card a day or two late on a "pre-order", you promptly charge it the day of?
Forever yours,
Chap
I think those slackers were closed on Wednesday even! Slackers!Dear Chap,
Because we were closed Thursday through Sunday.
Love always,
Sideshow
Dear Chap,
Because we were closed Thursday through Sunday.
Love always,
Sideshow
Dear Sideshow,
Thanks for the quick reply. But why was my Black Elektra comiquette, the "apple of my eye," charged and shipped out a day after most everyone else?
Your Truly,
Chap
Stupid Sideshow charged me and didn't allow me FLEX
Dear Chap,
Please refer to our previous email for any other questions you might have. We hate you.
Truly,
SS
cannot be forgiven.It's the Rambo PF all over again.
Dear Chap,
This:
It's the Rambo PF all over again.
cannot be forgiven.
Forever yours,
Sideshow
Good one, Chap! Standin' up for a brother! Awww.Dear Sideshow,
It's me again, Chap. Why did you not allow my friend, Ski, to Flex Pay his Black Elektra comiquette? And yes, I know he's not a Buffy fan, but you can't blame him because not all of us are blessed with an eye for greatness like myself and much of your staff. I know it was ranked by TV Guide as one of the top 50 shows in television history, but some people still refuse to accept it. And that's okay. It is what it is. You know. I know it. And that's all that matters.
Anyways, despite all of his flaws, I still embrace him and accept him as my brother. And no one can take that away from us. Not you. Not your lack of Flex Pay options on this piece. Not even your infamous 2010 April Fool's Apple Print that I am STILL waiting for and have yet to receive, by the way, despite being credited the Rewards points, which technically means I should be entitled to a print as well, but low and behold...have not received. But hey, we will save that conversation for another time. This isn't about us right now. It's about Ski.
So why, Sideshow? Why? What has he done to deserve this???
*begins to play the Pet Shop Boys in the background*
Yours Truly,
Chap