Casting for a new TV reality show - are you a Geek married to a hot chick?

[ro926]

I'm a hot chick....anyone wants to marry me and get in on this?

Depends..can you make some good arroz con gandules?

 

[-Super Hans-]

Im currently stalking a hot chick, does that count

 

[wofford29]

That can be accomplished...
I foudn this tutorial:
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I puked in my pants after that.

 

[karamazov80]

I'm a good looking guy married to a beautiful digital woman that exists on my Nintendo DS. Wish we were different enough to fit the premise. Who wouldn't be willing to be humiliated in front of potentially thousands of people for $1,000?

 

[Kuzeh]

Im currently stalking a hot chick, does that count

 

[Bamboota]

Depends..can you make some good arroz con gandules?

You bet ya....haven't cooked it in a while tho!!

I puked in my pants after that.

I'm a good looking guy married to a beautiful digital woman that exists on my Nintendo DS. Wish we were different enough to fit the premise. Who wouldn't be willing to be humiliated in front of potentially thousands of people for $1,000?

 

[jinxx]

That can be accomplished...
I foudn this tutorial:
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Hey, I love this girl! Her Ganguro tutorial's HIGHLARIOUS!

 

[Darth Cruel]

WOW! I would fit the bill perfectly. Absolute Geek married to a younger...HOT woman.

But I would have nothing to do with this reality TV show because they did not have the respect to capitalize "Sideshow Freaks".

 

[The Ween]

I would do this in a heartbeat but I'm scheduled to appear on Hoarders soon so it will probably interfere with that.

I'm going for the record of how much ____ you can get into one house. The lady two weeks ago had 9,000 pounds of garbage taking out of her house. I'm sure I can top that with 5 tons! Wish me luck!

 

[turtlepower73]

i am a dork who is not married to a _____..

 

[Bamboota]

i am a dork who is not married to a _____..

i'm a hot chick thats single and ready to mingle.......

 

[Bamboota]

I would do this in a heartbeat but I'm scheduled to appear on Hoarders soon so it will probably interfere with that.

I'm going for the record of how much ____ you can get into one house. The lady two weeks ago had 9,000 pounds of garbage taking out of her house. I'm sure I can top that with 5 tons! Wish me luck!

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[xr6.turbo]

i'm a hot chick thats single and ready to mingle.......

If not for my wife i would marry you Bamboota

 

[Bamboota]

If not for my wife i would marry you Bamboota

I would mind feeling the thunder from down under!

 

[Shropt]

My wife is hot as hell, too bad I'm not a geek.

 

[Darth Cruel]

My wife is hot as hell, too bad I'm not a geek.

Denial is not healthy.

Geek is chic, now. Embrace it!

 

[The Ween]

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Don Johnson was cute in his day, but his singing career was just........UGH! I guess we have BaBa Stwysand to blame for that.

 

[Balsquat]

I nominate Shai and Bamboota

 

[The Ween]

Denial is not healthy.

Geek is chic, now. Embrace it!

My newest crush:

 

[Bamboota]

I nominate Shai and Bamboota

We're both WAY too good looking for that show!! Our love making would be to steamy for TV....even if it was on cable!