The Mike
In the Pixels
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- Feb 3, 2006
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I found this "Cliff Notes" version that I thought was worth a chuckle:
1. Christian Bale's movie made tons of money
2. Christian Bale's crazy mother and sister came to his hotel all liquored up
3. Christian Bale's sister asked for $200,000
4. Christian Bale said no
5. Christian Bale's sister insulted Christian Bale's wife or something
6. Christian Bale crushed both their heads.
7. J/K, Christian Bale got pissed and cursed at them
8. They went to the police like a couple of ^^^^^es
9. Christian Bale was arrested and willfully went in for questioning
10. Christian Bale is free. Christian Bale wins. The end.