Death Stranding

[FSLAR]

Somewhere in Heaven, David Bowie is wondering what he did to deserve this...

 

[ovp3664]

Wrong thread I know. Couldn't find one. BUT::::::::::::::: Kojima Productions and Prime 1 (1/2 scale Lumens Statue) is up for pre-order on Sideshow for anyone who is interested. Its also the exclusive. Signed by the artist himself.

 

[Jameson Rook]

Wrong thread I know. Couldn't find one. BUT::::::::::::::: Kojima Productions and Prime 1 (1/2 scale Lumens Statue) is up for pre-order on Sideshow for anyone who is interested. Its also the exclusive. Signed by the artist himself.

Does it have boobs?

 

[RIDDICK]

 

[ovp3664]

Does it have boobs?

Balls !!!!! The consensus is it's male .

 

[Snake Plissken]

 

[Jameson Rook]

I'm sorry, how much? $1999???

https://www.polygon.com/2016/12/29/14120844/kojima-productions-ludens-statue-sideshow-collectibles

 

[Solidus]

"The half-scale statue will be limited to 150 units and will be signed by Hideo Kojima himself."

Like that's an incentive for getting that statue? They've got to be kidding! You can get his signature for much, much cheaper than spending nearly two grand for it.

 

[WellCQCaboutthat]

its a cool looking statue if just by aesthetics. not $2000 cool by any means, and agreed that the signature doesnt make it any sweeter. if anything, to not get the EX would be pointless. 150? sounds like a floor warmer even at that low of an ES, especially when we still have NO CLUE WTF the ludens character is.

 

[Caped Baldy]

Emma Stone is rumoured to be involved in this project. Image could be fake but it's been circling around.

LEAKED? Image of Emma Stone in Death Stranding?


Kojima was a fan of La Le Lu Le Lol Land.

 

[GasparZizou]

I don't know if I believe the pic is real but the rumors are strong and Kojima's hints leave no other conclusion.

 

[RIDDICK]

Kojima was a fan of La Le Lu Le Lol Land. lol

 

[Jameson Rook]

This is an interesting discussion:

https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/691087-playstation-4/75294103

 

[Snake Plissken]

"Dude makes a game every 5-10 years and spends most of his time taking photos."

"Kojima is a bad director that just makes trash that appeals to gamers' desperate need for pseudointellectualism.

So maybe he's a great director for knowing his audience. Hm."

"Yes, crawling through a hospital floor for half an hour is totes good gameplay."

"Despite my love for 1-3, kojima has made it quite obvious that he's a fraud"

"i can't stand this guy. his games are trash and all over the place. everyone acts like he is some kind of gaming god and anything he puts out is a masterpiece. also when he sticks "a hideo kojima video game" on the cover it is an insult to everyone else who worked on it. maybe he should actually try making a game on his own."

"death stranding will no doubt be hailed as yet another masterpiece. to be fair it looks interesting but i ain't even gonna waste my time on it. i tried giving his games a chance but they are so bad."

"Don't forget Meryl marrying IBS guy, Campbell pretending to bang Rose, and Revolver Ocelot kissing Solid Snake."



Never thought I'd see sane responses like this on such a cesspool of a gaming forum. Again, you got the guys in there tonguing Kojima's bung hole with the he's a God line... if that's your definition of a God... commit seppuku.

I did a search for the quote on why they fired him and it looks to be true I guess. Neogaf talked about it and damn are these some dumb mother ****ers with their blind love fanboyism fan fiction. https://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1085348

I love how they all say "Konami needed Kojima." they're a billion dollar corporation, they're laughing at all these dicks on their way to the bank. Corporations don't have to be loyal to anyone.

 

[Porko Rossi]

"Dude makes a game every 5-10 years and spends most of his time taking photos."

"Kojima is a bad director that just makes trash that appeals to gamers' desperate need for pseudointellectualism.

So maybe he's a great director for knowing his audience. Hm."

"Yes, crawling through a hospital floor for half an hour is totes good gameplay."

"Despite my love for 1-3, kojima has made it quite obvious that he's a fraud"

"i can't stand this guy. his games are trash and all over the place. everyone acts like he is some kind of gaming god and anything he puts out is a masterpiece. also when he sticks "a hideo kojima video game" on the cover it is an insult to everyone else who worked on it. maybe he should actually try making a game on his own."

"death stranding will no doubt be hailed as yet another masterpiece. to be fair it looks interesting but i ain't even gonna waste my time on it. i tried giving his games a chance but they are so bad."

"Don't forget Meryl marrying IBS guy, Campbell pretending to bang Rose, and Revolver Ocelot kissing Solid Snake."



Never thought I'd see sane responses like this on such a cesspool of a gaming forum. Again, you got the guys in there tonguing Kojima's bung hole with the he's a God line... if that's your definition of a God... commit seppuku.

I did a search for the quote on why they fired him and it looks to be true I guess. Neogaf talked about it and damn are these some dumb mother ****ers with their blind love fanboyism fan fiction. https://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1085348

I love how they all say "Konami needed Kojima." [emoji38]lol[emoji38] they're a billion dollar corporation, they're laughing at all these dicks on their way to the bank. Corporations don't have to be loyal to anyone.

"Tonguing Kojima's bung hole"

Could be the start of a new IP for Kojima productions.

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[Caped Baldy]

Kojima just confirmed this won't be shown at E3. PS5 launch game confirmed.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Of course not. I'm sure Sony is tossing his salad and giving him a 10 year dev time.

 

[Solidus]

I wonder if Sony will be as accommodating to Kojima as Konami was in the past with the delays. I'd honestly like to see this game getting canceled .

 

[GasparZizou]

I'm not surprised, game barely is out of preproduction, doubt they have anything to show.

Wonder if they'll still do a little bait or something.

 

[Solidus]

I know exactly what's going to happen. Norman Reedus will be up on stage by himself, and then after a very quick presentation, the YounYea ****** will give an in-depth one hour analysis about how the freckles on Reedus' face have changed since the initial trailer, and how it must hint to something much, much bigger.

Can Kojima just retire and write his autobiography, already?