Dissecting the sexes.

[King Darkness]

All you need is $$$ and hooker to feel sex.

All you need is a puppy to have love.

 

[Batty]

You can be dirt poor and use your hand for sex. Right, Eli?

 

[Deckard]

You can be dirt poor and use your hand for sex. Right, Eli?

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEmL8ITrg38[/ame]

 

[King Darkness]

You can be dirt poor and use your hand for sex. Right, Eli?

 

[FLOSI]

All you need is $$$ and hooker to feel sex.

All you need is a puppy to have love.

Pfft.... That's BS... Puppies can't make you breakfast.... And nothing says love like breakfast.

 

[thenammagazine]

nah..............he's talking about making her have the big "O" like no other has given her..........

How was that lost on everybody else?

I was gonna use "you gotta make her speak in tongues!" but blackmask would probably think I meant take her to church.

 

[The Ween]

Women need to feel loved to have sex.

Men need sex to feel loved.

Classic pearls of wisdom

I only wish that were true.

 

[Batty]

Pfft.... That's BS... Puppies can't make you breakfast.... And nothing says love like breakfast.

Yeah, but puppies taste good if cooked correctly.

 

[King Darkness]

Yeah, but puppies taste good if cooked correctly.

This man gets me

 

[King Darkness]

 

[FLOSI]

Yeah, but puppies taste good if cooked correctly.

dog omlette?

 

[thenammagazine]

dog omlette?

That was code for a dirty Sanchez.

 

[crows]

How was that lost on everybody else?

I was gonna use "you gotta make her speak in tongues!" but blackmask would probably think I meant take her to church.

that makes sense, I would have gotten that,

babies in a microwave:

 

[King Darkness]

Kara, you rotten son of a *****! You take that back right the **** now!

 

[King Darkness]

King Darkness....

 

[karamazov80]

Kara, you rotten son of a *****! You take that back right the **** now!

 

[Skiman]

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[FLOSI]

Who's that old bag? The meatball lady? Marble rye?

 

[Eli26]

ahhh You son of a *****es!

lol

How dare you use that pic... ****, shouldn't have published that on FB. Thanks Flosi. It was for a photoshoot. That was from a few years ago. Yeee beeestard.

I don't stand like that ... damn... pics haunting me. ahhh back Romance. Just have fun.

 

[Eli26]

Eli, grow a sack.

Yeah, eff that ****. I am moving on....

Going with a run with a real hottie today. Looks a bit like Anne Hathaway. Hung with two cuties yesterday. So I am mingling, and progressively getting over her...