Dissecting the sexes.

[Eli26]

I couldn't agree more... stupid heart is being a jerk though!



But I know most of yeas been through this song and dance. Never as easy as that... man the **** up... oh sure, it happens. But it takes time and some good tasty beer. Beer's my friend... nom nom nom.

Ahhh frick it! I am going to walk my dog, who looks like Kristen Bell.

 

[Khev]

 

[Centurion]

Classic.

 

[devilof76]

My best mate's wife used to shag David Fassbender. When we're all hanging out I like to ask her about the size of his schlong.

Did she say it was even more massive than the edition size on the Batman PF?

 

[Centurion]

Did she say it was even more massive than the edition size on the Batman PF?

Hahaha!

 

[crows]

for real, no joking, I dated a girl that looked just like Rosario Dawson
I dated 2 girls that looked just like Ellen Page, ( I guess the whole "skinny Hipster" look is pretty common LOL)

 

[Lejuan]

Did she say it was even more massive than the edition size on the Batman PF?

She mentioned a raft of massive things that were well and truly left in the shade of Fassbender's impressiveness.

 

[The Ween]

My best mate's wife used to shag David Fassbender. When we're all hanging out I like to ask her about the size of his schlong.

And........So..........

 

[devilof76]

Put your pants back on. It's not like he got pictures.

 

[The Ween]

heh I know.. I just like to give you crap.

You can keep your turds, Eli. Thanks.

 

[Vader AL]

I couldn't agree more... stupid heart is being a jerk though!



But I know most of yeas been through this song and dance. Never as easy as that... man the **** up... oh sure, it happens. But it takes time and some good tasty beer. Beer's my friend... nom nom nom.

Ahhh frick it! I am going to walk my dog, who looks like Kristen Bell.

I hear ya....that pic just always makes me laugh.

 

[The Ween]

Put your pants back on. It's not like he got pictures.

I'm not wearing any pants.

 

[devilof76]

That's what I just said.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

Geez Louise, another emo Eli thread!?!

Did he get dumped again? Who was it this time? Cousin, gynecologist or dog?

 

[devilof76]

Same dump. He still has his dog, which helps a lot because it looks like Kristen Bell.

 

[Darth Snoopy]

Same dump? Good Lord.

His dog looks like Kristen Bell?? Reminds me of Sarah Jessica Parker in Mars Attacks.

 

[crows]

Same dump? Good Lord.

His dog looks like Kristen Bell?? Reminds me of Sarah Jessica Parker in Mars Attacks.

same dump, but he is going jogging with her

 

[DreaAlGhul]

that's... real? Good god woman.

 

[crows]

that's... real? Good god woman.

 

[The Ween]

That's what I just said.

I meant I wasn't wearing any pants to begin with.