Dissecting the sexes.

[Sweet Rabbit]

Does anyone care about No Doubt? There's no doubt about it I don't.

I didn't know they were still around?

 

[Darth Snoopy]

btw No Doubt is releasing a new album this Fall.

Sweet!

so is making fun of eli

 

[Bodie The Cursed]

*imagines eli listening to no doubt*

*bursts out in laughter*

 

[The Ween]

*imagines eli listening to no doubt*

*bursts out in laughter*

 

[crows]

*imagines eli listening to no doubt*

*bursts out in laughter*

they have one or two songs that are catchy, noticed i said one or two,

they come in the radio, they make me tap my feet, pretty good beats, sadly those songs are also from their early years too, nothing good came from them after awhile

 

[Bodie The Cursed]

I can see eli getting into im just a girl

 

[Valfar]

*imagines Kobe's black mamba*

*takes down drawers and on to all fours*

You're a sick man Bodie..

 

[GrueSam]

Eli- read Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.
It's an easy read and will answer all your questions.

 

[crows]

[ame]https://youtu.be/-H57zcozi7k[/ame]

 

[Eli26]

Lets Just Be Friends... so beautiful. Great music video!

 

[crows]

"you're my Straight gay friend, my Straight gay friend, you're too sweet to get my pants"


first time I heard that part made me laugh so hard lol

the end also made me laugh a lot, I thought this belonged here LOL

 

[crows]

here is something I dont get, 2 girls do this

So I am on facebook, and I see posts about how "lonely" they are and how they can't find someone to love, or how they wish they could be in a relationship, or how they have been alone for a while,

or how the person they had a crush on rejected them,

then you see their friends posting "hang in there" "there are plenty of fish in the sea" then guys tell the girls "OMG you are so freaking hot, I Would marry you tomorrow" or "I cant believe someone as beautiful and sexy as you would be alone"

things like that, they complain they are alone, and people tell them how hot they are and how there are plenty of people out there.

so One time I messaged the girls, and Asked them "Seriously. you are so hot, I would think you have guys throwing at you every day all the time, how come you cant find a good one" they will say they are too aggresive or too old,
then I asked,"when is the last time you hooked up with somebody"
they would go, "Well, sometimes I go to this website and talk to guys, I've slept with a few past couple of weeks,
the other girl said "I slept with a couple of guys i met at the bar"



the only thing I could think of is...

What the hell? these people made it sound like they were alone for years, (like me) and that they could not find one person to hook up with and maybe date,
I never expected to hear they hook up with random people every other week, I mean, why complain you cannot find a decent guy to date, when you are screwing these other people, wtf?
What the F__K?
seriously,

 

[pixletwin]

I think Eli has met his soul mate.

 

[crows]

I think Eli has met his soul mate.

 

[pixletwin]

 

[Eli26]

I think Eli has met his soul mate.

You're just jealous because you asked me last week, and I said you're too old and saggy and I am not into the children baggage. No matter how awesome the kids maybe.

 

[pixletwin]

You're just jealous because you asked me last week, and I said you're too old and saggy and I am not into the children baggage. No matter how awesome the kids maybe.

 

[MarfMaster]

I want the last 10 minutes of my life back.

 

[Eli26]

LOL

You look so pretty when you make that expression. If any face can make a guy go limp, it's that look. lol

 

[Eli26]

I want the last 10 minutes of my life back.

Ten minutes, what were you doing for those ten minutes? lol