Ween seems obsessed with phallic objects and small, tight orifices.
Just an observation.
What has this thread become
Ween seems obsessed with phallic objects and small, tight orifices.
Just an observation.
What has this thread become
And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah?
I'm torn on the weight issue. I lost about 75 lbs. a few years back, which was primarily diet - my body doesn't handle carbs too well, which of course are all of my favorite foods. But I cut out most of the carbs, ate more meats and veggies, learned portion control, and there you go.
My girlfriend lost about 100 lbs herself a few years back, through both portion control and exercise. Now in my case, I laid on the pounds through sheer neglect of my health, and I don't dispute that. I imagine many folks who are overweight are the same way. Learn to eat correctly, do a little exercise, and everything's cool. I still struggle with the exercise myself. It's so utterly BORING and repetitive. But I digress.
My girlfriend struggles every. Single. Day. She eats like a bird most days, and spends 3 hours every day on the elliptical. No joke. The doctors claim there's nothing medically wrong; no thyroid issues, etc. She just has an extremely slow metabolism, and puts on water weight easily. She took a day off of her strict diet for Thanksgiving, and ate with everyone else, turkey, pie, the works. Not to excess, mind you, just ate the way everyone else did. And she put on 5 lbs. IN ONE DAY.
Now, maybe that's an extreme case, and I get that. But while I do get annoyed when I see heavy people huffing around just like others, I also think of her and her struggles. And the fact that the majority of people I know who bad mouth heavier folks are fortunate enough to never have struggled with weight. I envy you; But before you go making fun or passing judgement, think of how hard they might have it.
Eat some honey then have a carrot enema.
Ta Da! Cured!
It's called water retention ( from carbs) damn THIS IS UNEDUCATED! are YOU EVEN SERIOUS? Will go away in a day or two from normal eating. A lot of people that think they know everything and jump to conclusions.
And folks Teemu is right (for the most part) Though he does exaggerate a bit to get his point across. GJ MAN!
"Follow natures laws"
- Jack lalanne
(and you won't have a problem)
I don't think anyone is disagreeing about teemu saying eating healthy and staying fit will help your health out. I think a lot of people are disagreeing with the fact that he seems so anti medicine. Eating healthy is not going to fix diseases and illnesses like he makes it seem. Some yes your sickness will be better and or cured over time by staying healthy but most of the time this is not the case and medicine is required.
Ween seems obsessed with phallic objects and small, tight orifices.
Just an observation.
I think obese people should use catapults to Wal-Mart and Target.
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