Doritos Locos Tacos...

[Phil Sierra]

What the hell?

Japan is so weird.

Yes they sure are. They're so weird they even sell stinky womens underwear in vending machines.

 

[fosing]

flatulence is FUN in Japan.

 

[devilof76]

What about stale _____?

 

[Phil Sierra]

flatulence is FUN in Japan.

There are things that I like really about Japan like their technology, Samurais and Anime. But man their pornos are f'n disgusting. When I was stationed over there one guy got a hold of a VHS tape and I swear half of us almost barfed.

 

[BadMoon]

A Taco Supreme® made with premium poop infested seasoned beef, crisp brown lettuce, diced red ripe tomato skins, government cheddar cheese, topped with cool watery reduced-fat sour cream, in a shell made from Nacho Cheese Doritos® Chips.

Nope, the Dorito part can't make up for the rest.

 

[BadMoon]

There are things that I like really about Japan like their technology, Samurais and Anime. But man their pornos are f'n disgusting. When I was stationed over there one guy got a hold of a VHS tape and I swear half of us almost barfed.

What do you expect from a country that sells "used" underwear out of vending machines?

 

[fosing]

What do you expect from a country that sells "used" underwear out of vending machines?

a strong economy?

 

[BadMoon]

a strong economy?

I heard that they also have all you can eat and drink places. They have special employees to literally mop up the puke when people leave. I need to go!

 

[fosing]

yep, i wanted to visit Japan as much as Amsterdam. soooon.

 

[Nuka Cola Kidd]

Now this place on the other hand https://www.bajafresh.com/

BAJA!!!! The months I lived in LA I ate at Baja all the time. The place is amazing. I wish they'd come to the east coast. Although, it is still not better then Qdoba https://www.qdoba.com/.

 

[karamazov80]

yep, pretty much. plus, didn't they found out that their meat is like only 35 percent real meat only?

Taco Bell "beef" pseudo-Mexican delicacies are really made of a gross mixture called "Taco Meat Filling" as shown on their big container's labels, like the one pictured here. The list of ingredients is gruesome.

according to the Alabama law firm suing Taco Bell—only 36% of that is beef. Thirty-six percent. The other 64% is mostly tasteless fibers, various industrial additives and some flavoring and coloring. Everything is processed into a mass that actually looks like beef, and packed into big containers labeled as "taco meat filling." These containers get shipped to Taco Bell's outlets and cooked into something that looks like beef, is called beef and is advertised as beef by the fast food chain.

https://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/01/25/wheres-beef-taco-bell-sued-ingredients/

https://gizmodo.com/5742413/this-is-what-really-hides-in-taco-bells-beef

But 64% less real meat means 64% less death of poor, innocent little creatures. I thought we were all supporting this sort of thing? Hard to remember what I'm supposed to be morally indignant about this week

 

[BuffyGirl]

I haven't been in a Taco Bell in about 10 + years, but this I will be trying.

https://www.tacobell.com/doritoslocostacos

 

[BadMoon]

But 64% less real meat means 64% less death of poor, innocent little creatures. I thought we were all supporting this sort of thing? Hard to remember what I'm supposed to be morally indignant about this week

Screw that. By all means please kill the extra 34% so I can have 100% beef.

 

[wofford29]

Who the ____ is concerned about the meat here? The ____ing shell made out of a giant Dorito is the take away out of this. Put a terd empanada in it and I'd still try it.

 

[karamazov80]

I don't see the problem with tasteless fibers. Once you add flavoring, then they're no longer tasteless. Add food coloring, and the illusion is complete

I guess some of you have seen the gunk that chicken nuggets are made from. Looks like toothpaste. Gets bleached to kill various bacteria, which makes it a sickly pinkish white. Then they add food coloring, "chicken flavoring," cover that ____ in breading, deep fry it, and voila! Delicious food-like substance.

 

[BadMoon]

I don't see the problem with tasteless fibers. Once you add flavoring, then they're no longer tasteless. Add food coloring, and the illusion is complete

I guess some of you have seen the gunk that chicken nuggets are made from. Looks like toothpaste. Gets bleached to kill various bacteria, which makes it a sickly pinkish white. Then they add food coloring, "chicken flavoring," cover that ____ in breading, deep fry it, and voila! Delicious food-like substance.

I'm pretty sure that pink tootpaste you are referencing was debunked as a hoax.

That said I'm still sure there is a lot crap in a nugget.

 

[karamazov80]

Bummer, if NOT true. I remember when I was a kid, there were rumors that it had shark meat in it.

 

[BadMoon]

Bummer, if NOT true. I remember when I was a kid, there were rumors that it had shark meat in it.

Only the ones shaped like Italy.

 

[Deckard]

BAJA!!!! The months I lived in LA I ate at Baja all the time. The place is amazing. I wish they'd come to the east coast. Although, it is still not better then Qdoba https://www.qdoba.com/.

We have one here in south Jersey. Dunno where you are but check around you, you may have one too.

Who the ____ is concerned about the meat here? The ____ing shell made out of a giant Dorito is the take away out of this. Put a terd empanada in it and I'd still try it.

So really you'd be set with a Bag of Doritos, a 2 liter of Mountain Dew, and a starter deck for Magic The Gathering?

 

[wofford29]

So really you'd be set with a Bag of Doritos, a 2 liter of Mountain Dew, and a starter deck for Magic The Gathering?

No because I've had Doritos by themselves
No because I've had Mountain Dew by itself
No because I've had Doritos and Mountain Dew together
What is Magic the Gathering?