Some of you, my fellow seekers of the truth, may have noticed that there is soon to be a new figure released from Sideshow simply referred to as: Subject 5: Security Guard. Many suspect that it will prove to be a second figure in the elusive line they have named The Dead. It is near impossible to find any information on the only other figure in this line, a post-mortem ambulatory cleverly named Patient Zero. When searching for more detail about the figure on their site, all one can find is a very strange video:
https://www.sideshowtoy.com/cgi-bin/category.cgi?category=pz_conf
Having seen this hideous ‘toy’ first-hand, I know the truth behind its existence. It is the corporation’s lame attempt to cover-up – by making light of – its nefarious experimentation into post-mortem automation. It is my belief that, by releasing these ‘toys,’ this corporation - and others like it - are slowly trying to condition the public to accept the reality of these so-called ‘zombies.’
The soon-to-be-released Subject 5 figure will, mark my words, provide even more proof of that undeniable fact. This time, they have gone too far.
A security guard, they say? I have proof that this ‘toy’ has been based on THEIR OWN personal security guard! Yes, that’s right. This unrelenting corporation has so defiled humanity that they have sacrificed one of their own to their villainous cause, thus severely disrespecting his memory by making him into a common play-thing for the masses.
In the past few weeks, I have employed many spies sent to inspect the new ‘DELTA’ location of Sideshow Collectibles. One of them was able to uncover the ‘Moving Memo’ that some of you may remember. I was able to plant it secretly on their website some weeks ago:
https://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j104/DNAgent/memo1.jpg
Just this week, another memo from the mysterious Dr. Marcus Trace has found its way into my possession. I will let you read it here, thus realizing Sideshow’s gross disregard for human life for yourselves:
https://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j104/DNAgent/IMG_2885.jpg
With this in mind, I have managed to isolate the moment from the security camera archives when ‘Bill3’ meets his doom. If you once again gain access into the archives through the link planted on Sideshow’s site, you will see the truth. There is absolutely no denying the evidence, nor the ‘coincidence’ of a post-mortem ambulatory Security Guard figure being released at this moment in time.
He’ll be missed indeed.
DNAGENT
