Fantastic Four reboot

[RIDDICK]

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HULK much?

 

[izeroi]

10% rotten rating. Is it wrong that I take pleasure in seeing this movie bomb?

Lol, do ppl really hate FF that much? I've never cared about them really but goodness. RT's ratings are generally garbage.

 

[Irvy]

The incredibles is still the best FF movie so far.

 

[cokebabies]

It's actually a callback to earlier in the movie, when Ben Grimm's brother would beat him with a baseball bat, which would then vaporize into nothing.

 

[RIDDICK]

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Oh, FOX...

 

[loki2371]

10% rotten rating. Is it wrong that I take pleasure in seeing this movie bomb?

NO way.... Fail fail fail

Lol, do ppl really hate FF that much? I've never cared about them really but goodness. RT's ratings are generally garbage.

I like the FF but hate Fox for all the BS they're pulling. In my opinion they've basically butchered every Marvel character so far in some way wether it be bad casting, writing/changing original character, and costume design.... I just want Marvel to have their full universe back...

 

[loki2371]

"A truly fantastic blockbuster"???

Ummm.... and just which critics would that be???

 

[Pineapple]

NO way.... Fail fail fail



I like the FF but hate Fox for all the BS they're pulling. In my opinion they've basically butchered every Marvel character so far in some way wether it be bad casting, writing/changing original character, and costume design.... I just want Marvel to have their full universe back...

I have such a mancrush on you right now

 

[Gully Foyle]

Nah, buy a ticket for FF.

The Good

-Doom was cool

Lol, do ppl really hate FF that much?

The Trank/Fox apologists remind me of drug addicts in the throes of denial!

Such short memories. Does anyone recall Daredevil, Elektra, X-Men 3, Origins:Wolverine, or the previous two Craptastic Four films?

Fox's track record with the superhero genre is a JOKE folks!
But keep putting that spike in your vein anyway . . .
Let Darwin work his magic.
And let Papa Doom come home to Marvel.
___

 

[karamazov80]

HULK much?

Sorry, but Hulk never had the power to make items he threw spontaneously combust on impact. Thing > Hulk.

"A truly fantastic blockbuster"???

Ummm.... and just which critics would that be???

The ones they paid to say it, I guess.

 

[jye4ever]

I must spread more love before repping you again. But love is hard to spread. I'll try.

You need to convert Cannibal Campout to 3D!!!

I signed away all my rights.

I wonder if part of it is difficulty buying tickets.

Consumer: 2 tickets for Fantastic Four, please.
Cashier: I'm sorry, what?
Consumer: I said I would like 2 tickets for Fantastic Four.
Cashier: Only what's listed on the marquee, sir.
Consumer: It's right there, 7:30 showing for Fantastic Four.
Cashier: *looks, confused* Wait, do you mean Pixels? Or Fant 4 Tastic?
Consumer: *sigh* Just gimme tickets to the ****ing Adam Sandler movie.
Casheir: Right away, sir!

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

Sorry, but Hulk never had the power to make items he threw spontaneously combust on impact. Thing > Hulk.

Hulk smashes that genitalless rock thing into pieces! In all seriousness, growing up when I was playing with my toy biz marvel figures, one of my fantasy fights was always The Thing vs Hulk, thinking that Thing had a chance

 

[jye4ever]

Sorry, but Hulk never had the power to make items he threw spontaneously combust on impact. Thing > Hulk.

 

[Tinman2000]

Zero interest in seeing this movie. I can't get past what they did to the Thing...looks like he's kin the rock monster on Galaxy Quest.

 

[crows]

Fourth. First was Iron Man 2, second was Amazing Spider-Man 2, third was Age of Ultron and fourth was Fantastic Four

No but age of ultrin and iron man 2 had their sequels, I'm talking about the movies that set up sequels and never got them

 

[DFanatic]

Does he also have magic powers in the movie? That part of the tank simply disappeared!

 

[jye4ever]

I do have a morbid facination with bad cinema so I haven't ruled out seeing this yet.

 

[Gully Foyle]

In all seriousness one of my fantasy fights was always The Thing vs Hulk, thinking that Thing had a chance

Once upon a time . . .

____

 

[RIDDICK]

 

[karamazov80]

Even in those early fights though, Thing never really had a chance. Hulk beat him down constantly.

Does he also have magic powers in the movie? That part of the tank simply disappeared!

Nah, just something Trank thought up while high as a kite.

Trank: Hey man, imagine if Thing, you know, throws the top of a tank at some guys. Like Hulk, you know. Except check it out! When it lands, it ****ing explodes, and then just ****ing disappears like it was never even ****ing there. That would be soooo awesome.

Producer: Oh yeah, that's a terrific idea! Ideas like these are what really set you apart, Trank. *whispers to secretary--get Kinberg on the phone, we've got some serious ****ing damage control to do. And call Disney while you're at it. I owe those guys a favor, and I'm about to pay it back in spades*

Trank is pissed because Fox axed his idea to loop that scene over and over for about 20 minutes, which in his mind would have made the critics go wild.