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"I'll find'im fer three.. but I'll catch'im & kill'im fer ten. For that you get the head, the tail - the whole damn thing."

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Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

Jor-El: You will give the people an ideal to strive towards. They will race behind you, they will stumble, they will fall. But in time, they will join you in the sun. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders.


The Bride: [who still has a needle in her leg] How long does this **** take to go into effect?

Bill: About two minutes, just long enough for me to finish my point. Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When that character wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic Superman stands alone. Superman didn't become Superman. Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears - the glasses, the business suit - that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent. He's weak... he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. Sorta like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plimpton.

Jules: [Jules shoots the man on the couch] I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What does Marsellus Wallace look like?

Jules: English, mother****er, do you speak it?

Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you mother****er, say what one more Goddamn time!

Jules: Normally, both your asses would be dead as ****ing fried chicken, but you happen to pull this **** while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much **** this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ***.

Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how ****ing good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys ****. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead ****** in my garage.

Jimmie: [cutting him off again; getting angry] Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead ****** Storage"?

Jules: Ain't no ****in' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same ****in' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same ****in' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean ****.

Honey Bunny: Any of you ****ing pricks move, and I'll execute every mother****ing last one of ya!

Butch: [beating up Marsellus] You feel that sting, big boy, huh? That's pride ****IN' with you! You gotta fight through that ****!

Marsellus: What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' ******s, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ***.

Jules: Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when mother****ers get scared, that's when mother****ers accidentally get shot.

Jules: Get the **** out my face with that ****! The mother****er that said that **** never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ***.

Jules: Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' mother****er, mother****er! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE **** AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHER****ER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're ****in' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this ******'s skull!

Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

Marsellus: I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that mother****er. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a ****** waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ***.

Jules: I don't wanna hear about no mother****in' ifs. All I wanna hear from your *** is, You ain't got no problem, Jules. I'm on the mother****er. Go back in there, chill them ******s out and wait for the cavalry which should be coming directly.

Jules: Now... I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ***. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before I popped a cap in his ***. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous *** in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.

Lance: Yeah, I ain't ever done it before either, alright? I ain't starting now! Look, you brought her here, and that means that you're giving her the shot. The day that I bring an OD-ing ***** over to your house, then I give her the shot. Give her the shot.

Lance: This ain't Amsterdam, Vince. This is a sellers market. Coke is ****ing dead as... dead. Heroin, it's coming back in a big ****ing way.

Vincent: What's more chicken**** than ****ing with a man's automobile? I mean, don't **** with another man's vehicle.

Jules: [All while Honey Bunny is screaming] Tell that ***** to be cool! Say '***** be cool'!

Pumpkin: Be cool honey!

Jules: Say ***** be cool! Tell that ****in' ***** to chill!

Pumpkin: Be cool Honey Bunny!

Jules: Chill that ****in' ***** out!

Pumpkin: Shut up, Honey!
 
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X-Men
"We are the future, Charles. Not them. They no longer matter"

Robocop
"Can you fly Bobby?"

"I'd buy that for a Dollar"

Terminator 2
"You almost killed that guy."
"Of Course, i'm a Terminator" :lol

"He'll Live"

The Warriors
Can you Dig it? ... Can you Dig it? ... "Caaan youuu Dig iiiiiiit"

Back to The Future
"There's that word again, Heavy. Why is is everything so heavy in the Future, is there something wrong with Earth's gravimetric pull?"

"1.21 Gigawatts!"

Snatch
"He'll find you Moses in a burnin' bush if you pay him enough"

"Driving down the road with you head in my car, what you think i'm doing you Penarse"

"I know alot of of **** govnuh, but no **** as stupid as this ... Tyrone. You stupid fat bastard"

Anchorman
"They've done studies you know. 60% of the time, it works everytime"
 
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Blade Runner's "tears in the rain," Princess Bride's "I am Inigo Montoya..." and They Live's "I'm all outta bubblegum"
 
"My dear that's Grossberger, The biggest mass murderer in the Southwest...He killed his entire family and on top of that killed another 5 people that reminded him of his family"..."Poor kid, I'm going to go talk to him"...Skip Donahue from Stir Crazy

Great quote from a hysterical film.

Gotta love Grossberger. A badass one moment and singing "Down in the Valley" the next moment. :lol
 
If I were the man I was five years ago, I'd take a flame-thrower to this place! Al Pacino- Scent of a Woman

You ****ing people. -Jack Nicholson- A Few Good Men

Wear it in silence or I'll honor you again- Mark Addey Game of Thrones
 
"Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash them right the **** in hahaha.." - Jack Torrence (The Shining)
 
Pretty soon you'll have to say "last 25 years." :lol
True!! :lol

"Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash them right the **** in hahaha.." - Jack Torrence (The Shining)
You can see why they immediately thought of him for the Joker after watching this. :D

I think 'heeere's Johnny!!' kinda steals the limelight though.. :lol


So you're using the whole film as a quote? :lol
 
Great quote from a hysterical film.

Gotta love Grossberger. A badass one moment and singing "Down in the Valley" the next moment. :lol

I still have no clue how that one popped out...one of the best comedies of the 70's 80s...my fav Wilder/Pryor flick too
 
Tuco: When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
Blondie: You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
 
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