Fright Night and Demons

[Morbach]

Holy ****! It's the attack of Eddie Munster!!

 

[AsGoodAsIt_Gittes]

"I'll pray.....that I don't have to call you."

 

[Morbach]

"I was this close to being named moon baby or moon child."

 

[AsGoodAsIt_Gittes]

"If you've read the T.V. guide, you don't need a T.V."

 

[Anzik]

What'd you stuff for her? Mr Johnson?

 

[AsGoodAsIt_Gittes]

"Hey Anything around here that might pass for aftershave?"

....How about some Windex, Grampa?

 

[Morbach]

"We were scoping your civillian wardrobe."

 

[AsGoodAsIt_Gittes]

"This is just a cover. We're dedicated to a higher purpose. We're fighters for truth...justice...and the American way."

 

[Morbach]

"Santa Carla's become a haven for the undead. As a matter of fact, we're almost certain ghouls and werewolves occupy high positions at city hall."

 

[madmaninsane]

"Your Dead Meat!"

 

[AsGoodAsIt_Gittes]

"You killed Marko!!"

 

[Mr Barlow]

Im going to derail this now.............. all quotes must only pertain to the Awil and Fright night

"Brewster, you're soooo cooool !!"

 

[Morbach]

Mmm...mm! His dinner is in the oven!

 

[William Shatners Toupee]

Jack: Did you hear that?
David: I heard that.
Jack: What was it?
David: Could be a lot of things.
Jack: Yeah?
David: A coyote.
Jack: There aren't any coyotes in England.
David: The Hound of the Baskervilles.
Jack: Pecos Bill.
David: Heathcliff.
Jack: Heathcliff didn't howl!
David: No, but he was on the Moores.

 

[Morbach]

"I'm talking to dead people in a porno theatre in Picadilly circus." Sorry, not sure if I spelled Picadilly right but it's late and tired so don't care. But do let me add-BEST THREAD EVER!

 

[William Shatners Toupee]

Those sheep Sh** on my pack!

 

[Morbach]

"I realize I don't look so hot, David, but I thought you'd be glad to see me."

 

[Anzik]

The mathter will kiwl you for dith. But quickly! Thlowly oh tho thlowly!

 

[AsGoodAsIt_Gittes]

"Jerry Dandrige IS A VAMPIRE."

"Yeah, and I'm Dirty Harry."

 

[Morbach]

"I said don't call me evil!"