intothevoid
Super Freak
'He tried to swallow his neck through his neck'
Seriously, who makes a blog about a man's neck?
Every time George Lucas eats a grape, it ferments over the course of the months it takes to travel down his neck.
Because of this, he is perpetually drunk.
(This explains why everything he does is ____ty.)
George Lucas is confused as to why his body didn’t win “Best Supporting Actor” for its tireless years of supporting his neck.
George Lucas joyfully weeps after an interviewer finally brings the microphone up to his mouth, rather than his neck.