Well now that it's out properly, I actually watched it from start to finish.
Ooooof. What a mess.
The first half is completely devoid of any humor, and is just a hybrid Goonies/Stranger Things story about nerdy kids. Not only is it NOT funny, it's actually depressing.
Then at the halfway mark it goes full on Ghostbusters: The Force Awakens by recreating the original movie, beat for beat, but with dumb weener kids instead of the Ghostbusters. They even get thrown in jail. Still no laughs.
So then the climax arrives and it's exactly the same as the first one. I mean, EXACTLY. Just when all hope is lost, the three surviving Ghostbusters arrive, in their 70s, and.......start making jokes?? Suddenly it's a comedy now??
Then at the very last minute Ghost Dad shows up and everyone cries, and I have to agree with Red Letter Media....it was just gross. Such disgusting emotional manipulation. Less would have gone a lot further than what they put on screen.
I thought the main girl actor did a decent job; the other three kids kinda sucked. (Including Stranger Things kid.) The drunk mom was just depressing and Paul Rudd was essentially wasted in the Louis Tully role. Dude is over 50 and he still looks around 30. We're supposed to believe he's just hanging around this ******** town in Oklahoma and can't get a date?
The only good part about the movie is seeing the old actors again, and it would have been better just seeing them in some kind of sketch or something if that's all they wanted to do. Them showing up out of nowhere was absolutely ridiculous, but it was already a pointless remake of the first movie.
Honestly left me feeling about as disgusting as I felt leaving the theater after Force Awakens. Yuck.