GI Joe 2: Retaliation

[thenammagazine]

Amazing, I sent them an email asking for exactly that.

I like how you left out your request that he wear his ***-less chaps too.

 

[teemu]

A female reviewer in Entertainment Weekly recently said that Tatum perpetually walks around with an expression suggesting that he suffered a blunt trauma to the head and is struggling to remember his own name.

probably traumatized from backside insertion

 

[King Darkness]

I like how you left out your request that he wear no pants.

Fixed

 

[Groovy34]

hahaha that spiderman cartoon i mean movie with enough CGI so the actors can take a vaca and come back and dubb their voices in latter. if that was the case id tell paramount to take theire chances either way its going to flop at the box office they might as well release it direct to video to save themselves the the trouble.

 

[GodzillaSpawn]

In the comic book scarlett,snakes,jinx went agains the red ninja's Scarlett was trained by her dojo family and snakes when they dated before she joined joe's(back story supposedly) this would make her a female ninja but then again hollywood is never bright enough to pick this up plus actress refused to play the part so they just killed her off instead of replacing her which would have been smart.

and also am I wrong in saying that breaker was not french creol and then making roadblock that is french creol played by a light skinned actor when it should be Terry Crews. Hell he already did a military type movie and he is ubber muscular and sports a better gotee.

I think someone in hollywood gets high and desides to make a half assed movie like their childhood but is to high to remember anything about the characters.

channing tatum: lawrence the worst actor in history who can't act his way out of a paper bag he is to terrible not to know who he is. he will be the reason this movie goes on rotten tomatoes if it isnt the fact original character cast is killed and 3d to make it even more of a nightmare

Your posts might be more clear if you bothered to use punctuation. Just sayin'.

 

[quadcent]

don't know the exact date this was suppose to be released, but thought i heard that they no only were afraid of SM, but the Avengers was steam rolling everything in site. look at poor old Battleship.

 

[thenammagazine]

don't know the exact date this was suppose to be released, but thought i heard that they no only were afraid of SM, but the Avengers was steam rolling everything in site. look at poor old Battleship.

That bombed on its own merits.

 

[quadcent]

That bombed on its own merits.

yeah i guess, but it certainly didn't help

 

[intothevoid]

I'm expecting this to be the worst film of 2013.

 

[thenammagazine]

I'm expecting this to be the worst film of 2013.

I dunno. Could just as easily be MoS if we get a "I wanna quit and leave Jimmy Olsen my suit and powers" Superman.

 

[EVILFACE]

I dunno. Could just as easily be MoS if we get a "I wanna quit and leave Jimmy Olsen my suit and powers" Superman.

And after Zod breaks his back, Supes will run off and have breakfast with him in some Paris Choke and Puke.

 

[thenammagazine]

And after Zod breaks his back, Supes will run off and have breakfast with him in some Paris Choke and Puke.

Italian cafe.

 

[EVILFACE]

Naw, Zod like that big pointy structure.

 

[intothevoid]

Yeah, I'm gonna stick with my prediction

 

[Kuzeh]

So... cool Ninja scene...


[ame]https://youtu.be/5THgCERowTQ[/ame]

 

[Lawrence]

So... cool Ninja scene...


https://youtu.be/5THgCERowTQ

That's some cool looking ninja action.

Now I want a yellow/black Jinx.

 

[TheObsoleteMan]

The rest of the movie may suck ***, but damn, that mountainside ninja fight gets more badass everytime I see it.

 

[CelticPredator]

Sweet, I guess Storm Shadow explodes.

 

[Sachiel]

He'd still come back in the next one.

 

[fosing]

Sweet, I guess Storm Shadow explodes.

burn silly outfit. BURRRRRRN.