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I feel dumber for having read that :(

Yeah. It's pretty mindless eh?

I still think the script wasnt bad. But seriously, a script matters little in the production part. A ^^^^ director can ruin a good script. I'd be like if Uwe Boll directed Shindler's List.
 
I really dont understand how something like G I Joe, with soooo much great source material to draw from, can turn into such a pile of ^^^^??????

I mean, wouldn't that fit right into Follywoods lazyness to just go to direct to source material and make a movie?
 
Um...are you stupid or something? Seriously...imagine a movie filled with people in camo and army gear....holy crap that would be lame. Look, the only logical way to make this movie would be for them to wear Iron Man suits. Duh.....pfft...
 
Um...are you stupid or something? Seriously...imagine a movie filled with people in camo and army gear....holy crap that would be lame. Look, the only logical way to make this movie would be for them to wear Iron Man suits. Duh.....pfft...


You're so right, I dont know what I was thinking :duh
 
Destro's ancestor was tried, and sentenced to a life with a mask on his face. Destro kept it, and his face was burnt off, so CC gave it to him.

Now as for CC, Duke was marrying Baroness, and she had a brother named Rex, who was going into the army as well. Duke has him go into this complex to gain information, or something, but he has to hurry, because they're about to bomb the complex. Well, as luck would've had it, the planes came early, bombed the ^^^^ out of the complex, and everyone was led to believe that Rex had died.

Baroness went all depressed, Duke left her.....sad. :monkey2

But, it turns out, Rex entered the base, and met up with this scientist, who showed Rex the Nano-Bots. He escaped the blask, but got a tad f-ed up. So he tried to use the nano bots to repair his face. Which then ruined his vocal cords and whatnot. So he joined up with Destro, recruited Baroness, and slowly took over Cobra.

See, he uses these nanobots to control people's lives. This is how he got all those soldiers on his side, and Destro.

So Rex = The Doctor = Cobra Commander. No mention of the hood, or mask. We only know he's CC because he asks Destro to call him "Commander..."

after reading that i think we need to lobby the united nations to declare an "International Kick Steven Sommers in the Groin Day"

:duh
 
Damon Wayans as Ripcord :horror. Everytime I remember the Dungeons & Dragons movie with him playing a thief I cringe and now he's a Joe :google.
I saw their choice for Roadblock and I wasn't pleased either. I was hoping for Michael Duncan Clarke.
 
HEY! I am genuinely offended!

What makes you think Mexico wants Sommers any more than we do here in the States. Send him to Canada!

:angrycanu If you think Celine Dion is the only pain we can inflict upon you hapless yanks you've got another thing coming...

:naughty
 
Damon Wayans as Ripcord :horror. Everytime I remember the Dungeons & Dragons movie with him playing a thief I cringe and now he's a Joe :google.
I saw their choice for Roadblock and I wasn't pleased either. I was hoping for Michael Duncan Clarke.

His character is quite annoying. He never said anything funny.
 
We're not pissy... we just see it for exactly what it is and refuse to suffer it.

Pretty much. I'm not being sold on some cheap action gimmick summer movie that just happens to share a title and a few names. Just like Wolverine.
 
I will still go see it I think. However, the introduction of the super dooper suits pretty much ruined what little faith I had in the movie. :duh
 
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