GI Joe Official Movie Publicity Photos - LARGE PICS!

[Darth Waller]

Looks a little like Jennifer Connelly. Even she couldn't lower the suckitude of this movie.

 

[El Roranous]

This movie is going to epically suck. Seriously. The photos I have just witnessed have disgraced the property unmercifully. Has Hollywood no shame??!

 

[EVILFACE]

Maybe this is one huge elaborate April Fools joke????

 

[Bonehead15]

No it most certainly did not. It was terrific popcorn entertainment and a very worthy representation of those classic characters.

It did??


The GIJOE movie is getting burned cause it looks nothing like RAH and the same should be said about TF.

The only thing that made this a TF movie was the fact that it large robots in it.

Who the heck is this guy? Oh, I guess its Duke because, um...the caption says so...

Who the heck is this robot? Oh, I guess it's a Transformer cause of the caption below.

My point is neither movie will be good. Both suck... or will suck in GIJOE's case, cause they aren't true to their source material.

And you need your wrist placed on top of the hot spinning barrels to stabilize it.

 

[EVILFACE]

But his point is valid.

Anyone looking at that TF poster knows it Prime. The Joe poster?? It needs a name on there. Without GIJOE on there, you would never know what movie it is for.

 

[Darth Cruel]

This is Duke right?
This is how I remember him from the toys.

Spot the difference!

I hate to say it, but I like the movie version better. I really like the makeover the characters got. No, it is not taken from the original designs. But why is that a bad thing?

 

[King Darkness]

At least the posters are representative of the crapassness of this movie.

 

[Bardoon]

This really looks Photoshopped to me and perhaps fake. A lot of the characters look just as they do in their promo shots that we've seen before. Exact same poses/lighting. It also lacks the "Rise of Cobra" sub-title which I assume they would place on a "final poster" (which wouldn't show up till next year probably)...and thus far all they've shown is all the teasers with the characters.

 

[EVILFACE]

I hate to say it, but I like the movie version better. I really like the makeover the characters got. No, it is not taken from the original designs. But why is that a bad thing?

Well this makes your opinion on anything GI Joe null and void.

 

[King Darkness]

 

[Khev]

Is this a sexy ad campaign for Dr. Pepper's new bottle? Because that's all I get from this image.

I remember in 1989 after seeing Tim Burton's Batman thinking that we were entering an awesome new era of superhero movies. When a live-action Captain America movie was then announced I thought it would continue the tradition of quality we saw in Burton's film. I was ecstatic. Then we got this horrendous flick:

Transformers = Tim Burton's Batman

GI Joe = Captain America The Movie

 

[Shai]

Is this a sexy ad campaign for Dr. Pepper's new bottle? Because that's all I get from this image.

I remember in 1989 after seeing Tim Burton's Batman thinking that we were entering an awesome new era of superhero movies. When a live-action Captain America movie was then announced I thought it would continue the tradition of quality we saw in Burton's film. I was ecstatic. Then we got this horrendous flick:

Transformers = Tim Burton's Batman

GI Joe = Captain America The Movie

Tim Burton's Batman had style..... Transformers...nothing.....

 

[Khev]

Yes Shai, we know you didn't like Transformers. You also thought Batman Begins sucked and cancelled SS Snake Eyes.

 

[The Mike]

I didn't know about the SS Snake Eyes.....huh. Why Shai?

 

[IrishJedi]

I hate to say it, but I like the movie version better. I really like the makeover the characters got. No, it is not taken from the original designs. But why is that a bad thing?

Because the designs are completely generic, unimaginative and look like anything from your run-of-the-mill cheesy action B-movie. If you're going to make G.I. JOE then ^^^^ing make G.I. JOE. The world has enough movies with characters who look like these lame attempts.

Oh, and in the hands of Stephen Sommers the action onscreen will be as vanilla as anything we've seen as well.

And, seriously, if you like the movie version better than there is almost no way you can be a G.I. JOE fan.

 

[Morbo]

The movie costumes are just black spandex with armour slapped on them. The whole feel of G.I.Joe has been lost in favour of this "cool" ninja armour.
Some of the original costumes are cheesy, but it was the 80' and early 90s, but there doesn't seem to be any attempt to incorporate the designs into these new costumes.
I think the more I see of this movie in terms of pictures and casting, the more it ^^^^s in the faces of the true fans.

 

[Dr.FeelGood]

dear Kirmit...!!!

Just seeing the behind the scenes pics of SnakeEyes (anyone remeber Ray Park?..AkA Darth Maul)...Ray's either been bulking up for the role or he's been packing away the 'roids for the last couple 'years...its almost like Miss Piggy and Kirmit had another bas**** child...

 

[creature4000]

um.... it's the stunt man.

 

[EVILFACE]

He is in a rubber suit.

That's right, ninja commandos run around in rubber suits.

Works for Godzilla and Utraman, but not Snake Eyes.

 

[NASEDO]

These photos look bad. It looks like a made for TV movie. After seeing more pics this movie sucks. GI Joe is ruined. Hollywood sucks, such a shame.