Had to share this...hope it gives someone a laugh

[Darth Cruel]

I was driving through a Burger King a few years ago. After I read the menu, and before I moved up to the order box, I reached over and grabbed my buddy's head and yanked it toward me.


Needless to say, he was mad as hell. He yelled at me "What the ___ was that all about?!"

Of course, he thought I was aiming his head for my lap. But I told him "Just doing what the sign said to do."

He asked (angrily) "What sign?!"

And I told him..."The one that said pull ahead to order".

Even he couldn't hold in the laugh.

 

[uscmhicks]

So... where does this thread go from here then ?.

 

[The Craw]

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[p!tu]

 

[uscmhicks]

 

[jonny88]

so it took you 3 years to decide to post this.

 

[Darth Cruel]

So... where does this thread go from here then ?.

Anybody with a funny story that wants to spread laughter can post it here.

I have another one...but some may find it pretty difficult to believe. I will let this one ferment for a while before I post it.

 

[Darth Cruel]

so it took you 3 years to decide to post this.

Actually, I had forgotten all about it..it was like 9 years ago. It popped in to my head as I was grabbing a burger for lunch today.

 

[barryo]

i was really stoned one time & took a driver's test.
my buddy was next to me & i wanted to know what the answer to what a yellow light meant.
so i whispered "what does the yellow light mean?"
he said " slow down"
i said " whaaat.......doooes.....a.......yellowwww.......liiiight....meeean?"
he said "SLOW DOWN!!!!"
i said "whaaaaaaaaaaaat........dooooooooeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss a yelllllllllloooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww ligggggghhhhhhhhhttttttt meeeeeeeeeeeannnnnnnn?"

well i missed that question but i still got my license for being a taxi driver..........................

taxi fans???........anyone? anyone?...........

 

[Balsquat]

i was really stoned one time & took a driver's test.
my buddy was next to me & i wanted to know what the answer to what a yellow light meant.
so i whispered "what does the yellow light mean?"
he said " slow down"
i said " whaaat.......doooes.....a.......yellowwww.......liiiight....meeean?"
he said "SLOW DOWN!!!!"
i said "whaaaaaaaaaaaat........dooooooooeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss a yelllllllllloooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww ligggggghhhhhhhhhttttttt meeeeeeeeeeeannnnnnnn?"

well i missed that question but i still got my license for being a taxi driver..........................

taxi fans???........anyone? anyone?...........

 

[Devil_666]

This thread is lame.

 

[Darth Cruel]

This thread is lame.

LOL...It wasn't until this post was made!

 

[Bamboota]

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[Devil_666]

LOL...It wasn't until this post was made!

I ruined it.

 

[Batty]

i was really stoned one time & took a driver's test.
my buddy was next to me & i wanted to know what the answer to what a yellow light meant.
so i whispered "what does the yellow light mean?"
he said " slow down"
i said " whaaat.......doooes.....a.......yellowwww.......liiiight....meeean?"
he said "SLOW DOWN!!!!"
i said "whaaaaaaaaaaaat........dooooooooeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss a yelllllllllloooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww ligggggghhhhhhhhhttttttt meeeeeeeeeeeannnnnnnn?"

well i missed that question but i still got my license for being a taxi driver..........................

taxi fans???........anyone? anyone?...........

One of the funniest scenes ever!

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[daikkenaurora]

..... Lame.

 

[FQRizzo]

 

[Agent0028]

I remember watching that on Nick at Night and someone was talking about when they were doing that scene they had to ask themselves how many times he could repeat it and it get funnier each time, without going to far and it becoming annoying. I think they landed on the right answer because it is hilarious.

 

[barryo]

One of the funniest scenes ever!

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that's some historical television right there..............battsworth gets.............

 

[The Ween]

One of the funniest scenes ever!

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Jim!!!