Happy OctoberKURGANuary: Bow Down To The KING

[DarkArtist81]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN ^^^^^ES!!!

I will be watching Halloween and Halloween 2 with Sam Adams Oktoberfest brews in my hands....Raising them to my Kurgan Brethren! You guys rule!! Even Bodie.

 

[galactiboy]

The Krusade laughs at others attempting to "kid" or identify with us!!!

We are a force that works in ways inconcievable and hidden from your trembling eyes!!!

When you are unable to post... it was the Krusade!!!

When you Tonner Doll got Broken... The Krusade!!!

LOTR 1/6 Canceled?... The Krusade!!!

Bow down and grovel dogs!!! The Rekoning is undending and you will pay!!!​

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[King Darkness]

THE TOME OF THE KURGAN KRUSADE​

1. There was a day, long ago, when Sideshow Collectibles and the Kurgan Krusade lived in harmony. Yea, a time when Kurgan and Sideshow shared mutual respect and admiration.

2. For verily Sideshow was in possession of the Highlander license and we saw a promise for what would be the most awesome of all 1:6 figures: a MEDIEIVAL F'N KURGAN.

3. But there was an enemy unforeseen eating its way through the license as a cancer from within: the rights to the Ramirez likeness - withheld by Sean Connery. For without his approval, a Ramirez could not be made - a weakening blow to the line from the outset.

4. Still we had hope. Sideshow brought us Medival Connor McCleod and the prospect of a MEDIEVAL F'N KURGAN with which to stab him brought much joy to our hearts.

5. A 1:6 MODERN KURGAN was made and we took great joy from the screams of pain and the work of death which was brought upon all naysayers because of the awesomeness of this figure. These good times were not to last.

6. For within the walls of Sideshow there were beastly men who beheld the MEDIEVAL F'N KURGAN's armor and were sore afraid that perhaps they lacked the skill to reproduce the 1:6 MEDIEVAL F'N KURGAN.

7. So Sideshow sought to cover this inadequacy by making inferior products for the Sideshow line: Modern Duncan McLeod and Medieval Duncan McLeod were made, all while suckering the true believers into a false hope that someday our LORD KURGAN would be made 1:6.

8. and it came to pass that as time marched wearily on for the Highlander line it became more and more clear to the Krusade that a MEDIEVAL KURGAN would not be made. It became clear that Sideshow was growing deaf to us and we would need to declare war on them to, as we thought, ensure our LORD KURGAN would be made 1:6.

9. and it came to pass that THE GREAT WORM, even Shai Hulud, approached the gates of Sideshow and demanded in a voice like thunder why there was no MEDIEVAL F'n KURGAN and they did cast scorn at his feet.

10. So THE GREAT WORM banded together with like minded people and in the wastelands of the Sandbox a kingdom was created. Even the land of Kurganistan. From here the Krusaders presided over much destruction and partying. With our lord KING DARKNESS and the Kurgan High Kounsel (Shai Hulud, Galactiboy, Dannie Darko, DarkArtist81, TOE, and Creecher) we did reek much havoc across the board, derailing threads and beheading naysayers.

11. But even these times were not to last, for we encountered the evil magic of the Darklord Dave and he did wield his black magic without mercy. At the slightest whim a Krusader voiced would be silenced to the Banned zone.

12. Yea, it wasn't long before our efforts spread to other lands such as RebelScum, SF, and a major war waged against Medi-World. The outcome of which was always glory for our LORD KURGAN.

13. With the creation of OCTOBERKURGANUARY we saw the final afront from Sideshow towards the Krusade as the Kurgan Pumpkin was disqualified from the Sideshow Pumpkin Carving Contest for blatant Krusading.

14. and it came to pass that the owners of the Highlander license were greatly displeased with Sideshow and ordered that every evidence of the Highlander line be removed from their website and the Highlander line at Sideshow was declared officially dead.

15. In a crushing blow the Darklord did destroy our homeland which was found in the Sandbox and we have wandered ever since, firm in the knowledge that we will one day see a 1:6 MEDIEVAL F'N KURGAN and by our posting in large fontery and the use of many exclamation points we know it to be.​

 

[shaun-o]

HAPPY HALLOWEEN ^^^^^ES!!!

I will be watching Halloween and Halloween 2 with Sam Adams Oktoberfest brews in my hands....Raising them to my Kurgan Brethren! You guys rule!! Even Bodie.

Did you pour a little bit of your beer out for all your fallen homies. The Kurgans failed...The Apes have returned!!!!!

APES...APES...APES

jk. It's great to see you guys getting the group back together.

 

[King Darkness]

The Post that started it all: Cirka 5-30-06..............

Well ,we all know the Highlander line is pretty much dead by now...Poor sales,bad Modern Kurgan likeness and No Ramirez didnt help...But Sideshow before letting this licence go , there is one thing left to do....one figure...that everybody wants, one figure that should have been made from the Start of this line..

There can be only one left to do:


MEDIEVAL KURGAN !!!!!

You HAVE to do this figure Sideshow !!!!! With the right Clancy Brown likeness and that awesome legendary armor it would be an instant sell out !!!! We are tons of people waiting for a medieval Kurgan to display on our shelf (right guys..)
ONLY ONE LEFT SIDESHOW..PLEASE !!! AFTER THAT ONE, THE LICENCE CAN REST IN PEACE....DONT FAILED US SIDESHOW...

 

[shaun-o]

Kurgans raped my childhood.

 

[DarkArtist81]

Ahh....Those were good times.... And Excellent post King, you are our great Chronikler.

One day our Krusading will count for something, one day all of this will be manifest in plastic and metal...One day...

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[devilof76]

THE TOME OF THE KURGAN KRUSADE​

1. There was a day, long ago, when Sideshow Collectibles and the Kurgan Krusade lived in harmony. Yea, a time when Kurgan and Sideshow shared mutual respect and admiration.

2. For verily Sideshow was in possession of the Highlander license and we saw a promise for what would be the most awesome of all 1:6 figures: a MEDIEIVAL F'N KURGAN.

3. But there was an enemy unforeseen eating its way through the license as a cancer from within: the rights to the Ramirez likeness - withheld by Sean Connery. For without his approval, a Ramirez could not be made - a weakening blow to the line from the outset.

4. Still we had hope. Sideshow brought us Medival Connor McCleod and the prospect of a MEDIEVAL F'N KURGAN with which to stab him brought much joy to our hearts.

5. A 1:6 MODERN KURGAN was made and we took great joy from the screams of pain and the work of death which was brought upon all naysayers because of the awesomeness of this figure. These good times were not to last.

6. For within the walls of Sideshow there were beastly men who beheld the MEDIEVAL F'N KURGAN's armor and were sore afraid that perhaps they lacked the skill to reproduce the 1:6 MEDIEVAL F'N KURGAN.

7. So Sideshow sought to cover this inadequacy by making inferior products for the Sideshow line: Modern Duncan McLeod and Medieval Duncan McLeod were made, all while suckering the true believers into a false hope that someday our LORD KURGAN would be made 1:6.

8. and it came to pass that as time marched wearily on for the Highlander line it became more and more clear to the Krusade that a MEDIEVAL KURGAN would not be made. It became clear that Sideshow was growing deaf to us and we would need to declare war on them to, as we thought, ensure our LORD KURGAN would be made 1:6.

9. and it came to pass that THE GREAT WORM, even Shai Hulud, approached the gates of Sideshow and demanded in a voice like thunder why there was no MEDIEVAL F'n KURGAN and they did cast scorn at his feet.

10. So THE GREAT WORM banded together with like minded people and in the wastelands of the Sandbox a kingdom was created. Even the land of Kurganistan. From here the Krusaders presided over much destruction and partying. With our lord KING DARKNESS and the Kurgan High Kounsel (Shai Hulud, Galactiboy, Dannie Darko, DarkArtist81, TOE, and Creecher) we did reek much havoc across the board, derailing threads and beheading naysayers.

11. But even these times were not to last, for we encountered the evil magic of the Darklord Dave and he did wield his black magic without mercy. At the slightest whim a Krusader voiced would be silenced to the Banned zone.

12. Yea, it wasn't long before our efforts spread to other lands such as RebelScum, SF, and a major war waged against Medi-World. The outcome of which was always glory for our LORD KURGAN.

13. With the creation of OCTOBERKURGANUARY we saw the final afront from Sideshow towards the Krusade as the Kurgan Pumpkin was disqualified from the Sideshow Pumpkin Carving Contest for blatant Krusading.

14. and it came to pass that the owners of the Highlander license were greatly displeased with Sideshow and ordered that every evidence of the Highlander line be removed from their website and the Highlander line at Sideshow was declared officially dead.

15. In a crushing blow the Darklord did destroy our homeland which was found in the Sandbox and we have wandered ever since, firm in the knowledge that we will one day see a 1:6 MEDIEVAL F'N KURGAN and by our posting in large fontery and the use of many exclamation points we know it to be.​

Holy ^^^^.

That is so ^^^^ing awesome, I will never disagree with any of you guys ever again. Even when you're wrong. They mighty Kurgan cannot be wrong.

Except for pix. pix is wrong a lot. But not in Oktoberkurganuary, when Kurgan rule all.

 

[King Darkness]

In honor of our Lord Kurgan & on this most sakared unholy day, the 31st day of Oktoberkurganuary I sakrifice my 19,000th post in his name!!!!!

!!!!19,000 posts!!!!

Glory be to The Krusade & to our Lord Kurgan!!!!

~The King Of Darkness~
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[OK SITHLORD]

In honor of our Lord Kurgan & on this most sakared unholy day, the 31st day of Oktoberkurganuary I sakrifice my 19,000th post in his name!!!!!

!!!!19,000 posts!!!!

Glory be to The Krusade & to our Lord Kurgan!!!!

~The King Of Darkness~
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Congrats on 19,000!!!

 

[shaun-o]

In honor of your milestone I give you a



Salute

 

[Batty]

All hail the King!!! Kongrats!!!
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[TOE]

THE TOME OF THE KURGAN KRUSADE​

1. There was a day, long ago, when Sideshow Collectibles and the Kurgan Krusade lived in harmony. Yea, a time when Kurgan and Sideshow shared mutual respect and admiration.

2. For verily Sideshow was in possession of the Highlander license and we saw a promise for what would be the most awesome of all 1:6 figures: a MEDIEIVAL F'N KURGAN.

3. But there was an enemy unforeseen eating its way through the license as a cancer from within: the rights to the Ramirez likeness - withheld by Sean Connery. For without his approval, a Ramirez could not be made - a weakening blow to the line from the outset.

4. Still we had hope. Sideshow brought us Medival Connor McCleod and the prospect of a MEDIEVAL F'N KURGAN with which to stab him brought much joy to our hearts.

5. A 1:6 MODERN KURGAN was made and we took great joy from the screams of pain and the work of death which was brought upon all naysayers because of the awesomeness of this figure. These good times were not to last.

6. For within the walls of Sideshow there were beastly men who beheld the MEDIEVAL F'N KURGAN's armor and were sore afraid that perhaps they lacked the skill to reproduce the 1:6 MEDIEVAL F'N KURGAN.

7. So Sideshow sought to cover this inadequacy by making inferior products for the Sideshow line: Modern Duncan McLeod and Medieval Duncan McLeod were made, all while suckering the true believers into a false hope that someday our LORD KURGAN would be made 1:6.

8. and it came to pass that as time marched wearily on for the Highlander line it became more and more clear to the Krusade that a MEDIEVAL KURGAN would not be made. It became clear that Sideshow was growing deaf to us and we would need to declare war on them to, as we thought, ensure our LORD KURGAN would be made 1:6.

9. and it came to pass that THE GREAT WORM, even Shai Hulud, approached the gates of Sideshow and demanded in a voice like thunder why there was no MEDIEVAL F'n KURGAN and they did cast scorn at his feet.

10. So THE GREAT WORM banded together with like minded people and in the wastelands of the Sandbox a kingdom was created. Even the land of Kurganistan. From here the Krusaders presided over much destruction and partying. With our lord KING DARKNESS and the Kurgan High Kounsel (Shai Hulud, Galactiboy, Dannie Darko, DarkArtist81, TOE, and Creecher) we did reek much havoc across the board, derailing threads and beheading naysayers.

11. But even these times were not to last, for we encountered the evil magic of the Darklord Dave and he did wield his black magic without mercy. At the slightest whim a Krusader voiced would be silenced to the Banned zone.

12. Yea, it wasn't long before our efforts spread to other lands such as RebelScum, SF, and a major war waged against Medi-World. The outcome of which was always glory for our LORD KURGAN.

13. With the creation of OCTOBERKURGANUARY we saw the final afront from Sideshow towards the Krusade as the Kurgan Pumpkin was disqualified from the Sideshow Pumpkin Carving Contest for blatant Krusading.

14. and it came to pass that the owners of the Highlander license were greatly displeased with Sideshow and ordered that every evidence of the Highlander line be removed from their website and the Highlander line at Sideshow was declared officially dead.

15. In a crushing blow the Darklord did destroy our homeland which was found in the Sandbox and we have wandered ever since, firm in the knowledge that we will one day see a 1:6 MEDIEVAL F'N KURGAN and by our posting in large fontery and the use of many exclamation points we know it to be.​

We were all at least been banned once or been threatened to be banned, but we held our ground.

Happy OktoberKurganuary Bros and Sistas !!!! ​

 

[Shai]

REMEMBER THE KRUSADE..........

 

[Bodie The Cursed]

THEN THERE IS THE BROTHERHOOD....

 

[Jen]

HAPPY OCTOBERKURGANUARY to my Kurgan brothers and sister!!!!!!!!!!!! Through good and evil, you have always had my back and fought alongside me!!!!!!! Some bonds will never be broken and for your loyalty I raise my chalice of fresh virgin blood in one hand and my mighty Kurgan sword in the other. All naysayers be weary this eve for we will take NO prisoners!!!!!!!!!

 

[DarkDaysinVegas]

Nice a$$ on the little porn star there Shai.

And whatever she said.

Sup Jen?

 

[Shai]

 

[Shai]

 

[pixletwin]

Let it be known among all the nations, kindreds and tongues of naysayers that it was i, pixletwin the high priest of the krusade who wrote the tome of the krusade!!!!!!! May it strike fear and respect into the heart of every naysayer!!!!!!!

Glory be to the days when the great worm, shai hulud, founded our glorious cause!!!!!

Glory be to our king of darkness who reins with a one hand on his sword and the other on his balls!!!!!

Glory be to the generals who fought the first battles and sustained many wounds!!!!!!

Glory be to our fallen brothers who no longer risde with us!!!!!!!!!

Glory be upon our destroyed homeland from which we launched assaults upon this land and lands beyond!!!!!!!

The krusade has not forgotten its mission:

To see our lord kurgan made 1:6 with kick ass armor!!!!!!!

May we never forget out kick assery, large fontery, and our blades when battle kalls ussss!!!!!!!!!