Special Announcement!
Happy Holidays You Blundering Dunderheads!
It is I,
Skeletor!
Rightful Ruler of all Eternia and Master of Castle Grayskull!
Unfortunately for me, it is that time of year on Eternia... Christmas Time.
I am Not Nice. Not Kind. Not Wonderful... but to keep Relay happy I have directed, no DEMANDED, that Toy Anxiety offer a big discount for their Annual Christmas in July Sale!
Everything on their site will be
50% off! The discount will automatically be deducted at the time of check-out!
And if those nincompoops at Toy Anxiety fail me, they will face the wrath of Skeletor!
Starting Saturday July 24th 2021, at 5:00pm (Arizona Time) they will be forced to start their sale. It shall last until this wretched season is over on Saturday July 31st, 2021 at 5:00pm (Arizona Time)!
Enjoy this huge discount while you are eating your yeasted flatbreads topped with tomato sauce and animal flesh! Or whatever you eat during this time of year. I don't care!
Until then, Happy Holidays your slow-minded simpletons!
Skeletor (and Relay!) out!