How to justify Mary Jane and Emma with my wife?

[kodiak8658]

I have to be the luckiest guy in the world. My wife is slim, pretty, great body, 10 years younger than me, 100% loyal, cooks, cleans, does the laundry, works, surrenders her paycheck and never says a word about anything I purchase.

I showed her a pic of Emma and all she said was Geez, nice rack! As a matter of fact, her favorite Star Trek character is 7 of 9.

I have found that if a woman is threatened by a statue, magazine picture, or a nice hottie on the tube, she's threatened. No excuse will justify bringing in an Emma or MJ into the house. Maybe you can tell her the statue is an aphrodesiac...then prove it. That may make her happy.

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!

 

[xtina_slayer]

You could talk to Danny about this...

who's danny? danny...

 

[kodiak8658]

who's danny? danny...

Danny DeVito.

 

[the Doctor]

if you take care of all your girlfriends needs in the bedroom department
then you wouldn't get any hassle.

maybe you can do some role playing as marvel superhereo's.

you _-spiderman
the wife,gf - MJ.

 

[occulum]

just show her the pic and say "Check this out, its freakin awesome. Whats hilarious is that some of the guys on the board's GF's/wife's are actually insecure and jealous of a freakin statue! *LOL for a minute*. A freakin statue honey! jealous of an inanimate, nonliving thing, how dumb. Its so funny, cant wait til I get mine"

then hopefully she wont want to be one of those insecure people you just laughed at and wont say anything about you getting it.

either that or "you won it in a contest"

 

[nash]

just show her the pic and say "Check this out, its freakin awesome. Whats hilarious is that some of the guys on the board's GF's/wife's are actually insecure and jealous of a freakin statue! *LOL for a minute*. A freakin statue honey! jealous of an inanimate, nonliving thing, how dumb. Its so funny, cant wait til I get mine"

then hopefully she wont want to be one of those insecure people you just laughed at and wont say anything about you getting it.

either that or "you won it in a contest"

LOL this man is a genius!!!

For all of you unfortunate ones with significant other problems, here is your answer.

 

[Shai]

do you guys ever rent some porn with your wives ? does she takes in the butt? Did you ever had a threesome with her....Those are the real questionS.


jealous of a statue ??? WTF.

 

[Darth Loki]

Ok I'm looking for good ideas as to how I can justify getting Emma and Mary Jane to my wife...

So post your ideas please...

And people laugh when I tell them I never want to get married

If your wife is insecure because of a couple of statues, it's time to find a new wife because there will be a lot more she'll be insecure about.

 

[customizerwannabe]

Try this. Don't tell her. Buy it. Put it in the cabinet. If she gives you some flak, smack her. Solved.

 

[Anthos]

My wife generally leaves my collection alone, she knows she has no real input on it. As long as I don’t have nudes hanging around, she’s got nothing.

 

[creature4000]

do you guys ever rent some porn with your wives ? does she takes in the butt? Did you ever had a threesome with her....Those are the real questionS.


jealous of a statue ??? WTF.

LOL... are you buying these statues?????

seriously.. I don't think it's because they care so much as it is they care what other people will think/or what the Kids will think.

 

[kodiak8658]

do you guys ever rent some porn with your wives ? does she takes in the butt? Did you ever had a threesome with her....Those are the real questionS.

The butt???

 

[kodiak8658]

Try this. Don't tell her. Buy it. Put it in the cabinet. If she gives you some flak, smack her. Solved.

That would be the thing to do in 1960s New York. Today, you'll be in a cell with Bubba!

 

[Karma]

do you guys ever rent some porn with your wives ? does she takes in the butt? Did you ever had a threesome with her....Those are the real questionS.


jealous of a statue ??? WTF.

coffee.......sprayed over monitor now

 

[Karma]

just show her the pic and say "Check this out, its freakin awesome. Whats hilarious is that some of the guys on the board's GF's/wife's are actually insecure and jealous of a freakin statue! *LOL for a minute*. A freakin statue honey! jealous of an inanimate, nonliving thing, how dumb. Its so funny, cant wait til I get mine"

then hopefully she wont want to be one of those insecure people you just laughed at and wont say anything about you getting it.

either that or "you won it in a contest"

and then in 2 months time comes the dusting "accident"

 

[The Mike]

and then in 2 months time comes the dusting "accident"

That's the easy one, then you say "Although I won it in a contest I really liked the piece....I know it was an accident but...." Then mope around in plain sight for a while....the guilt will be enough to garner another piece at least.

 

[creature4000]

I actually said that for the PF BUFFY!!! I can't posibly win anymore contests!! lol

 

[kodiak8658]

and then in 2 months time comes the dusting "accident"

Reminds me of the Leg Lamp in A Christmas Story. It's a major award. F-R-A-Gee-lee...that must be Italian.

 

[p!tu]

I just saw this thread and i thought i was in a Dr. Phil Forum for a second there!!

 

[Karma]

I just saw this thread and i thought i was in a Dr. Phil Forum for a second there!!

either that or a swingers society forum