How to justify Mary Jane and Emma with my wife?

[The ill Jedi]

I wouldn't buy them for myself...but if I had a man who was into collecting I would totally encourage him to buy them, if he really wanted them....as many others have said already...they are f'n polystone statues...not flesh and blood and if they serve as an aphrodisiac...then all the better for me!!

Jen you F'N rock! I'm moving to Seattle!

 

[dfchang]

Honestly

I think it's not as much about jealousy as it is about respect and how each woman defines that.

If she's your wife or your fiancee or your girlfriend and you love her and are committed to her then her feelings and her opinions should be important to you.

If you're lucky enough to have someone who is more laid back and less uptight about having soft-core pornographic representations around the place, then you are lucky.

Some women don't mind the statues. A few don't mind pornos. A few don't mind lap dances. A few don't even mind if you bring her sister home in a collar and ask to get it on with both. You get the idea. Different chicks have different tolerance levels.

But putting up for display in a public area these statues that are so risque not only says something about you, it says something about her too and how much you respect her. YOU may not care what the neighbors think or the friends or the wives of your friends and neighbors but maybe SHE does.

Just playing devil's advocate and trying to give some counter-perspective is all. It's not the jealousy, it's the RESPECT.

Now having said that and with a wife I love and respect very much, I do have quite a few erotic statues. They range from Leather Jacket to a Bruce Timms Vampi to some of Moore's female pieces. Thank God, I'm not into Coop's stuff . . . Personally, she doesn't care but when we have kids she doesn't want them seeing that stuff either. So she's asked me to put them into a consolidated display cabinet in an "adult" room when the kids get old enough to start asking questions.

That's very fair by me and other than the money, she's never given me grief for any statue I've bought no matter how sexually explicit.

She hates more by far the ugly monsters from Lord of the Rings. Overall she'd much rather look at an erotic statue because even she can at least appreciate the curves and the aesthetic beauty of Adam's work. It's a MUCH harder sell to explain why anybody would pay say 1200 for a Cave Troll . . .

Dennis

 

[King Darkness]

A few don't mind pornos. A few don't mind lap dances. A few don't even mind if you bring her sister home in a collar and ask to get it on with both. You get the idea. Different chicks have different tolerance levels.

Those are the best kind!!!

And exactly why I married my wife


Exept the lamp dance thing, I refuse to take my wife to another strip club. When we went to Treasures in Vegas and she was out of control. She dropped over $250 on lap dances!! No lie!

 

[Bannister]

Those are the best kind!!!

And exactly why I married my wife


Exept the lamp dance thing, I refuse to take my wife to another strip club. When we went to Treasures in Vegas and she was out of control. She dropped over $250 on lap dances!! No lie!

 

[Fritz]

Very well stated Dennis! The most exotic statues I have so far would have to be Claudio Setti's Bloodrayne, Brohm's Soul Forge and the Buffy PF I guess. Seven of Nine is really exotic although she is hot. But certainly nothing on the level of Emma and Mary Jane.

...Exept the lamp dance thing, I refuse to take my wife to another strip club. When we went to Treasures in Vegas and she was out of control. She dropped over $250 on lap dances!! No lie!

 

[King Darkness]

One other thing I learned that night is that lap dancers give chicks WAY better lap dances!

I dont think I was that upset about her spending that much on dances(well, not that upset), its just that hers were way better than mine Which it totally not fair!!

Its a hell of a thing to see your wife swarmed by naked dancing girls

 

[Karma]

One other thing I learned that night is that lap dancers give chicks WAY better lap dances!

I dont think I was that upset about her spending that much on dances(well, not that upset), its just that hers were way better than mine Which it totally not fair!!

Its a hell of a thing to see your wife swarmed by naked dancing girls

probably because it's easier to tell if their magic is working on you

 

[Polystoner]

She hates more by far the ugly monsters from Lord of the Rings. Overall she'd much rather look at an erotic statue ....

My wife is totally the same. Most of the time she doesn't even look at my statues unless she thinks it is too creepy. My big problem will be the 1:1 Scarface bust when that comes in. She doesn't see "my fascination" with the movie and I know she won't want that thing looking at her any room.

 

[customizerwannabe]

I hate strip clubs. Girls there always seem a bit pathetic and desperate. Only been once. Never again. But for those that dig it, sit on your hands and party on!

 

[Bonehead15]

She hates more by far the ugly monsters from Lord of the Rings.

It's a MUCH harder sell to explain why anybody would pay say 1200 for a Cave Troll . . .

My GF is the same way.

She'd rather I buy Mary Jane than the Darkness PF. She just doesn't get why Darkness is so cool.

She did tell me not to buy her any pink thongs for at least a year after I get this...




...and that no matter what she still isn't doing my laundry.

 

[The Godfather]

Ok I'm looking for good ideas as to how I can justify getting Emma and Mary Jane to my wife...

So post your ideas please...

Just tell her she is hotter than both of them and you wanted to have statues of some plane average women around to offset her hotness. If that doesn't work then use what you always do Scott just blame me.

 

[SnapJimmy]

Just buy her a Hot guy statue...

 

[The ill Jedi]

Just buy her a Hot guy statue...

I think if I bought my wife the Cinemaquette Jack Sparrow she could care less about Emma and Mary Jane. She drools for Johnny Depp.

 

[El Roranous]

I think if I bought my wife the Cinemaquette Jack Sparrow she could care less about Emma and Mary Jane. She drools for Johnny Depp.

If only that statue nailed the likeness. That JD looks like he needs to join weight watchers.