First, you have to change your real name to Bernard. Then after you do that, you have to go around the forum to build up your post count. To do this you must post in various threads and say absolutly nothing at all. Such as...
"Nice haul!"
"Dynomite!"
"cool."
and say things like
"Thats a funny video!"
"Man, I hate this guy!"
Do not type actual responses. The mods dont like that. Remember to report all the naughty board members a thousand times, and even when the mods get annoyed, kiss ass to them. Make them love you.
Then create a dopplegangler for yourself, and troll the internets. Posting racist comments on your enemey's YouTube page.
Always act like you dont know anything when someone calls you out on it. And then report them.
Then you can change your name to Spawnomite, and you shall have a most wonderful time.