I’ll Start... How Far Can We Go? You Decide!

[slynger]

Look at him, he’s headed for that small moon.

I think I can get him before he gets there. He’s almost in range.

That‘s no moon. That’s a space station.

 

[Wor-Gar]

It's too big to be a space sta--

 

[QuiGonFishing]

Just as an Author’s note to the thread, we are now officially past the halfway point of the movie!

Not bad for four years work!

 

[Wor-Gar]

I have a very bad feeling about this.

Turn the ship around.

Yeah, I think you're right. Full reverse!

(pulls some important looking fake switches)

Chewie, lock in auxiliary power.

 

[goatchumby]

Chewie lock in the auxiliary power.

Whyarewestillmovingtowardzit?!!

We're caught in a tractor beam; it's pulling us in!

There's got to be something you can do.

There's nothing I can do about it kid, I'm full power. I'm gonna' have to shut down. They're not going to get me without a fight.

You can't win. But there are alternatives to fighting.

(gratuitous fanfare!)

 

[Wor-Gar]

(gratuitous fanfare!)

(Always loved this part of the movie -- very Bond)

Clear bay 327.

We are opening the magnetic field.

To your stations. You come with me.

Close all outboard shields... Close all outboard shields.

 

[QuiGonFishing]

Beeeeeeerrrrrrrrrp

Yes?

We’ve captured a freighter entering the remains of the Aalderan system. It’s markings match those of a ship that blasted its way out of Mos Eisley.

They must be trying to return the stolen plans to the Princess. She may yet be of some use to us…

 

[Wor-Gar]

Unlock one, five, seven and nine. Release charges.

316, report to control.

(love that radio chatter)

 

[QuiGonFishing]

There’s no one on board, sir. According to the log, the crew abandoned ship right after takeoff. It must be a decoy, sir, several of the escape pods have been jettisoned…

Did you find any Droids?

What, you mean R2 and Threepio? Yeah, they’re in there…

 

[Wor-Gar]

No sir. If there were any onboard they must also have jettisoned.

Send a scanning crew onboard. I want every part of this ship checked.

Yes, sir.

I sense something, a presence I've not felt since.... (that terrible Kenobi show)

Get me a scanning crew in here on the double. I want every part of this ship checked.

 

[goatchumby]

There's no-one here.
(fan forum for that terrible Kenobi show)

Boy, it's lucky you had these compartments.

I use them for smuggling. I never though that I'd be smuggling myself in them.

 

[Wor-Gar]

This is ridiculous. Even if I could take off, I'd never get past the tractor beam.

Leave that to me.

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn fool, I knew you were going to say that.

Who's the more foolish: the fool or the fool who follows him?

[not a great argument if you want someone to follow you]

 

[QuiGonFishing]

I KNEW there was more to you than money!

 

[Wor-Gar]

**cue End Titles***


We made it!!!!

 

[goatchumby]

I KNEW there was more to you than money!

**cue End Titles***


We made it!!!!

HUWARGH!

The ship's all yours. If the scanners pick up anything report it immediately.

Alright, let's go.

Hey down there. Could you give us a hand with this?

Ka-pow!

 

[Wor-Gar]

TK421, why aren't you at your post? TK421, do you copy?

 

[goatchumby]

(knock knock)

Take over. We got a bad transmitter. I'll see what I can do.

HUWARGH!!

Y'know, between his howling and your blastingandeverythinginsideitsawonderthewholestationdoesn'tknowwe'rehere.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Bring 'em on. I prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around.

 

[goatchumby]

We found the computer outlet sir.

Plug in. You should be able to interpret the entire Imperial network.

Beep boop!

He says he's found the main controls to the power beam that's holding the ship here. He'll try to make the precise location appear on the monitor. The tractor beam is coupled to the main reactor in seven locations. A power loss at one of the terminals will allow the ship to leave.

 

[Wor-Gar]

I don't think you boys can help. I must go alone.