Princess Leia... before your execution, I would like you to be my guest at a ceremony that will make this battle station operational. No star system will dare oppose the Emperor now.
I’ll Start... How Far Can We Go? You Decide!
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The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more starsystems will slip through your fingers....sorry, 'fingahs'.
Not after we demonstrate the power of this station. In a way, you have determined the choice of the planet that will be destroyed first. Since you are reluctant to provide us with the location of the Rebel base, I have chosen to test this station's destructive power on your home planet of Alderaan.
slynger
Super Freak
No! Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons, you can’t possibly…
You prefer another target, a military target, then name the system?
I grow tired of asking this, so it'll be the last time: where is the rebel base?
I grow tired of asking this, so it'll be the last time: where is the rebel base?
slynger
Super Freak
**DeathStar locks on to Alderaan**
Leia hangs her head in shame, ”Dantooine. They’re on Dantooine.”
Leia hangs her head in shame, ”Dantooine. They’re on Dantooine.”
We're doing stage directions now? Come on. It took 4 years just to get to the midpoint of the movie.
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There, you see Lord Vader, she can be reasonable. Continue with the operation. You may fire when ready.
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There, you see Lord Vader, she can be reasonable. Continue with the operation. You may fire when ready.
slynger
Super Freak
WHAT!?!
You're far too trusting. Dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration, but don't worry, we will deal with your rebels friends soon enough.
No.
Commence primary ignition.
Wooooo.
Pew!
Boosh!
Commence primary ignition.
Wooooo.
Pew!
Boosh!
Are you all right? What's wrong?
slynger
Super Freak
Kenobi turns and reaches for a chair nearly falling over. His emotions clearly rocked.
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened. You better get on with your excercises."
"I felt a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened. You better get on with your excercises."
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Just a moment boys….
There, you see, Lord Vader, she can be……reasonable
You may continue with the operation, you may fire when ready…
There, you see, Lord Vader, she can be……reasonable
You may continue with the operation, you may fire when ready…
Well you can forget your troubles with those imperial slugs; I told you I'd outrun 'em.
Don't everybody thank me at once.
Anyway, we should be at Alderaan about 0200 hours.
Don't everybody thank me at once.
Anyway, we should be at Alderaan about 0200 hours.
Now be careful, R2.
Huwargh!
He made a fair move. Screaming about it can’t help help you.
He made a fair move. Screaming about it can’t help help you.
Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookie.
slynger
Super Freak
But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
That's 'cause a droid doesn't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookies are known to do that.
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