I am Drunk

[Dr.FeelGood]

I wish i WAS drunk, stone drunk, 3 sheets to the wind, with the intention of wiping the last 6 years of my life from my mind....

Yea i'm having a bad week, with just 6 days to go till my birthday...yea...just shoot me, or line up the shots...


This Doctor sure as hell doesnt feel good...

 

[The Ween]

I wish i WAS drunk, stone drunk, 3 sheets to the wind, with the intention of wiping the last 6 years of my life from my mind....

Yea i'm having a bad week, with just 6 days to go till my birthday...yea...just shoot me, or line up the shots...


This Doctor sure as hell doesnt feel good...

What's up, Doc?

 

[ProgMatinee]

not working the next 5 days. i am starting 10 minutes ago to get damn wasted. the goal is to do it in the next 30 min before wife is home.

 

[Maglor]

Boy, wont she be thrilled. -__-

 

[ProgMatinee]

Boy, wont she be thrilled. -__-

!!!!!!!!!!!!!haha!!!!!1oneone1!

I'm a funny drunk tho. never mean or nothin. my boner don't work right tho

 

[OSCORP]

It's cause alcohol decreases testosterone.

Ah, if only alcohol increased test, built muscle and burnt fat!

 

[ProgMatinee]

i have such a beer gut. am out of shape as sht and can't get it up on demand like i could 5 yrs ago. alcohol. why do you do this to me!?!

 

[Darth Cruel]

I am a very fortunate person. Alcohol affects my sex drive very much the same way spinach affects Popeye the Sailor.

Sometimes...if my wife knows I am drinking...I will find her curled up in a little ball...terrified.


Funny thing, though...she holds making sure my 101 Wild Turkey bottle never going dry as a pretty high priority. That is always at the top of the grocery list.

Go figure.

 

[The Ween]

I am a very fortunate person. Alcohol affects my sex drive very much the same way spinach affects Popeye the Sailor.

Sometimes...if my wife knows I am drinking...I will find her curled up in a little ball...terrified.


Funny thing, though...she holds making sure my 101 Wild Turkey bottle never going dry as a pretty high priority. That is always at the top of the grocery list.

Go figure.

This is me. That's why I rarely get drunk.

 

[Maglor]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!haha!!!!!1oneone1!

I'm a funny drunk tho. never mean or nothin. my boner don't work right tho

Doesn't that have something to do with dilating blood vessels or something?


P.S. You type funny when you're drunk.

 

[Valfar]

I last too long in bed when drunk.

 

[GrueSam]

I haven't been drunk since Comic Con.

 

[Maglor]

^^^Well, at least we have video of it!

 

[GrueSam]

 

[Jen]

I haven't been drunk since Comic Con.

Me neither....remember the cute bartender from the Freaks party? He looked like he could have been Eric Northman's cousin....so dreamy. I would go to the bars a lot more often if he worked up in my neck of the woods.

 

[GrueSam]

No kidding! I'd be right there with you...

 

[Jen]

No kidding! I'd be right there with you...

Why did we not get a picture of him...with us!

 

[GrueSam]

Because we're dumb.

 

[Jen]

Because we're dumb.

 

[The Ween]

I last too long in bed when drunk.

You haven't been with the right girl!