Hulksmashed
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See? Good things DO happen to bad people.
It's true! I had just finished playing a harp for the elderly at a food shelter, while adopting some foreign under privilaged children from a third world country. I didnt have enough money to actually purchess the silver surfer statue as I had donated my pay check to a charity that matches deaf puppies with blind christian midgets.
I get back to work after giving blood and there sits FQRizzo. He starts screaming obsenities at me, while dumping motor oil down our sink and strangling a stray kitten. I tried to calm him down, but he attacked me with an out dated aerosol spray bottle and several styrofoam cups filled with illegal drugs and mounted in plastic soda bottle rings.....
Finally after informing him about the contest he entered...and BAM he wins!