Immortal Happy Meals.

[The Ween]

There are all kinds of circumstances as to why that wouldn't decay and one of them being high salt content. Another would be humidity. If something can dry up quickly, it will last a good long time. It's humidity that causes mold. If it can dry quick, it would petrify.

I saw a show where people would put dead loves ones in salt then unbury them and they'd be like beef jerky. They had some kind of ceremony then.

 

[mr.thrifty]

Ronald McDonald and Grimace raped her in her mouth.

Fixed....

 

[RoboDad]

There are all kinds of circumstances as to why that wouldn't decay and one of them being high salt content. Another would be humidity. If something can dry up quickly, it will last a good long time. It's humidity that causes mold. If it can dry quick, it would petrify.

That's absolutely true, but generally speaking, even when things harden as you describe, their appearance changes. The fact that the burger and bun look virtually identical after 6 months is kind of scary. The fries did wither a bit (which some people continue to claim as proof that they aren't the same fries ), but even they don't look all that different.

 

[Balsquat]

Lasts longer than some of sideshows paint jobs.

Somewhere out there, an Ironman fan is crying over their Life size bust.

 

[DiFabio]

I saw a show where people would put dead loves ones in salt then unbury them and they'd be like beef jerky.

Did they taste like jerky?

 

[The Ween]

That's absolutely true, but generally speaking, even when things harden as you describe, their appearance changes. The fact that the burger and bun look virtually identical after 6 months is kind of scary. The fries did wither a bit (which some people continue to claim as proof that they aren't the same fries ), but even they don't look all that different.

Having found petrified food under my stove when I've moved it, the fries don't surprise me.

There are times that I've brought home buns from school for my birds that they dropped on the floor or something and would've otherwise thrown away. They dried out pretty quickly without molding, but I've had bread mold when left in the package.

If it weren't for the fact that I live in farm country and I don't want to attract bugs, I'd leave things sit out to see what would happen.

Just remember though that salt and sugar are preservatives.

 

[The Ween]

Did they taste like jerky?

I wouldn't want to find out!!!

 

[RoboDad]

Just not seeing it, myself. I think it is a different meal.

OK, I rotated the bun from the second picture back to its original position. I don't know how much more obvious it can be. It is the same bun.

 

[mr.thrifty]

The fries did wither a bit (which some people continue to claim as proof that they aren't the same fries )

Different fries...

 

[RoboDad]

Different fries...

[Drago]I must break you.[/Drago]

 

[mr.thrifty]

I wouldn't want to find out!!!

Have you tried them with special sauce, lettuce, cheese, onions, pickle on a sesame seed bun??

 

[mr.thrifty]

[Drago]I must break you.[/Drago]

Drago lost.....

 

[DiFabio]

My god, WHO CARES if it's real or not?

It could be a play-doh representation of the real thing for all I know.

Either way it doesn't bother me. ____ing health nuts and Mcdonalds apologists. At the end of the day, people will stuff their faces knowing damn well it's bad for them. While others, mostly health nuts will somehow be offended by such crap for some odd reason (potentially because they wish they could stuff their faces with it too, maybe make love to it? Idk).

 

[mr.thrifty]

My god, WHO CARES if it's real or not?

It could be a play-doh representation of the real thing for all I know.
Either way it doesn't bother me. ____ing health nuts and Mcdonalds apologists. At the end of the day, people will stuff their faces there and others will somehow be offended but such crap.

It's okay Fabio.....there...there.....

 

[RoboDad]

Drago lost.....

Tell Apollo that.

 

[DiFabio]

Tell Apollo that.

That's right. BEATEN TO DEATH.

 

[user 1190]

Did you eat one to test the flavor?

Nope


I did think about a stunk they pulled on KROQ in LA where one of the guys had to eat a Sausage McMuffin patty that was pinned to the wall for a year.

 

[mr.thrifty]

So is anyone here up for the challenge... ???

One plain hamburger and a small fry....kept on a plate and left alone for however long..????

Maybe a pic a week at least?

 

[devilof76]

Air is one thing. Stomach acid is another.

Next.

 

[ashkanls]

Please explain the fries...

Where are all the HT nitpickers when we really need them.....

I own a car wash and sometimes I help when we are busy and Im short handed. I have seen cars with fries about 3 months old that look like you just bought them. They are just hard.

Preservatives baby