they must burn their Holiday decorations in front of the Elders...
I've never heard that one before.
Just to set things straight that isn't true.
they must burn their Holiday decorations in front of the Elders...
I've never heard that one before.
Just to set things straight that isn't true.
Must be a thing they did only at her Aunt's congregation... I thought that sounded a bit suspect.
IMO religion serves best when it is used as a common sense moral guide. You start getting into trouble when you get too literal. I know people that pray over what they should have for breakfast. There is a joke that sums it up pretty well. A town was being evacuated because of flooding. The Police pull up outside a man's house and tell him to evacuate, he replies "Its OK Gods going to save me."
A little later a fire truck pulls up telling him to evacuate. He says "Its OK Gods going to save me."
The water starts pouring down the street and he climbs on his roof and a boat comes by and tells him to get on. He says "Its OK Gods going to save me."
Just as he is about to be swept away a Helicopter comes dangling a rope ladder and he says "Its OK Gods going to save me." as he slips from the roof and drowns.
He gets up into heaven and asks God why he didn't save him.
God Replies " I sent the Police, the fire department, a boat and a helicopter, what else did you want?"
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