Jingle All The Way

[RJMacReady16]

^ That's fookin' "bade-ace"

 

[DiFabio]

TED IS A DOO DOO HEAD! I think he and his son died the next morning when their fireplace was clogged up with snow...because Ted didnt take care of that problem, too busy trying to score with Liz....and they died due to smoke inhalation .

Actually they died by..., no, nevermind. I'm a ******, but I can't do it. Phil Hartman seemed like a pretty nice guy so it would be wrong and inappropriate to joke about it.

Smoke inhalation it is.

 

[CelticPredator]

Snap.

But Phil Hartman was the man indeed. Ted is a horrible nasty character.

 

[RJMacReady16]

 

[DiFabio]

Yeah, he was great.

Though, his character in Jingle All the Way, Ted seemed alot like the father in Small Soldiers. Maybe it's just me.

 

[CelticPredator]

Similer, but Ted was more of a player who hit on all the women because his wife either died, or divorced. But both were dicks.

 

[Boba Ben]

I miss the unfrozen caveman lawyer.

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[Joker]

This movie actually has a decent soundtrack.

The Turboman theme starts at about 2:40.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCcHjzfOgWg

 

[Joker]

THAT'S MY DAD! THAT'S MY DAD!

Oh Chaymee!

 

[Joker]

Chaymee, your dad is not mad at you. He loves you more than anything in the whole, wide world. You're his all-time favorite person.

 

[CelticPredator]

Iaym NAWT A PERRVURT. I WUZ JUS TRYING TO GHET TURBO MAN DAHLL.

 

[Joker]

He's nestled safely under the tree.

 

[CelticPredator]

I Kahow pahts of dis are goeing to souhnd redickalous.....

 

[Joker II]

Bumping in case anyone has something to add.

 

[CelticPredator]

JAHMMMEEE! GHET TO DA CHAPPPPAHHHHH TOO RUUUUNNN FRoUMMM DA BRAIHNNN MAHNNN!111

 

[Lightsaber]

This is a classic movie.

 

[Hydeous]

I watched this today with my girls, they love it so much.

 

[KneelBeforrSmallville]

Classic movie, watched it a couple days ago. I want Hot Toys to do a Turbo Man

 

[tomandshell]

I actually watch this movie every year around Christmas. My kids always ask me to do my Arnold impersonation and quote the dialogue in my best/worst gubernatorial accent.

 

[Devil_666]

FYI: Joker & Lightsaber were banned for liking this movie.