Jurassic World (SPOILERS!)

[Khev]

***** please. All the Jurassic movies got the same beats!

I'm sure I smiled during Lost World, I know I smiled at III.

I assume you smiled when Jake Lloyd blew up the Trade Federation Control Ship? Cause, you know, like, same beat and stuff....

You know, I'm watching JPIII again right now.

Oh no.

 

[DiFabio]

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Grant and kid are hiding in a well lit storehouse with sunshine pouring in but kid must light a faint lamp to recognize Grant.

I always thought they were lucky that a Raptor didn't stick it's head in their and **** them up when I see that scene. It is dumb that that is left open.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

You know, I'm watching JPIII again right now. It's just so asinine. Nothing makes sense. Here's two examples that literally just played before I had to walk away:

Grant and kid are hiding in a well lit storehouse with sunshine pouring in but kid must light a faint lamp to recognize Grant.

Worst beat: Spino at massive spiky iron fence chasing kid and Grant who just happen to slip through a convenient hole in iron fence, but here's the kicker: Spino has no trouble crashing through spiky iron fence but then is fouled by crappy ancient visitor center doors on rusted hinges.

That's almost as dumb as the CEO/president of Jurassic World hunting the I Rex

 

[DiFabio]

I assume you smiled when Jake Lloyd blew up the Trade Federation Control Ship? Cause, you know, like, same beat and stuff....

Yes, especially when he said "NOW THIS IS PODRACING!"


It was more like a tongue in cheek grin though. Certainly not "oh yeah, I knew my boy Solo would come back and save the day, they destroyed the Death Star! Yeah!" smile, but a smile nontheless.



I'm just kidding, I don't smile at movies. I don't know where Jye got this smiling business from, most likely Marvel Studios movies that contain hypnotic mind control through subliminal messaging that forces it's viewer to sport a hideous, rictus grin and send pleasure signals to the brain. I'm a stoic, serious man when I go to the cinema. You won't catch me cracking a smile at any part of a movie.

 

[jye4ever]

Yes, especially when he said "NOW THIS IS PODRACING!"


It was more like a tongue in cheek grin though. Certainly not "oh yeah, I knew my boy Solo would come back and save the day, they destroyed the Death Star! Yeah!" smile, but a smile nontheless.



I'm just kidding, I don't smile at movies. I don't know where Jye got this smiling business from, most likely Marvel Studios movies that contain hypnotic mind control through subliminal messaging that forces it's viewer to sport a hideous, rictus grin and send pleasure signals to the brain. I'm a stoic, serious man when I go to the cinema. You won't catch me cracking a smile at any part of a movie.

Oh oh, you must be using Brand X......

 

[ironwez20]

Wait, why wasn't the T-Rex trying to catch Claire? Why wouldn't it want to!?! So it was following her because it knew Claire was trying to show it something? That's even sillier!

T-Rex and blue gave each other knowing looks like "yeah, we pwned that guy, good work and good night". I saw it, then looked around at my audience with the **** eating grins and knew they saw it too. I can't believe the T-Rex decided to be a Good Samaritan, maybe getting it's throat ripped out by a Spino was a better send off afterall!




Also, just to clarify, I ain't hating on World, I liked it. I'm just sayin', it's no sillier or over the top than the others.

Maybe T. rex was tired and didn't want to fight the raptor so she just left and plus that T. rex is old as dirt that fight wore her out she was almost killed.

 

[The Ween]

Yeah, Malcolm clearly meant well.

If World was half as realistic as the ground rules that Jurassic Park laid, Claire shouldn't have been able to run a mile to the visitors center in high heels and the T-Rex should have followed Claire instead of falling for the flare she threw. You know, kinda like she did 22 years before with Malcolm?


Instead, Claire has contrived plot armor that let her go the distance and have a T-Rex, an animal that should be indifferent to the plight of humans, stand by her side and follow her intended plan of fighting another dinosaur.

I had always hated seeing women run in high heels but that's in so many movies and TV shows now that I just don't care anymore. It's like all the women in CSI who have heels, low cut tops and pushup bras on to go check out dead people.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

I had always hated seeing women run in high heels but that's in so many movies and TV shows now that I just don't care anymore. It's like all the women in CSI who have heels, low cut tops and pushup bras on to go check out dead people.

Cut tops, push up bras, and dead people? I know there's a wood/stiff joke in there somewhere I just can't think of it

 

[crows]

I had always hated seeing women run in high heels but that's in so many movies and TV shows now that I just don't care anymore. It's like all the women in CSI who have heels, low cut tops and pushup bras on to go check out dead people.

BOTH catwomen did it too

 

[DiFabio]

Oh oh, you must be using Brand X......

https://time.com/3922814/deodorant-cancer/

There may be reasons to worry—though hard proof remains elusive.

If you’ve seen the 1989 film Batman—the one with Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson—you’ll recall that the Joker terrorizes Gotham City by slipping toxic chemicals into cosmetics: while no single item is lethal, combining deodorant with shampoo and lipstick could kill you.

It’s hard not to think of that movie while chatting with toxicologists who study the potential risk of deodorant and antiperspirant ingredients, especially parabens and aluminum. However, according to the American Cancer Society’s website, there is no “clear” or “direct” link between parabens or aluminum and cancer. The National Cancer Institute site says “more research is needed.”

The FDA, for its part, says “FDA believes that at the present time there is no reason for consumers to be concerned about the use of cosmetics containing parabens. However, the agency will continue to evaluate new data in this area. If FDA determines that a health hazard exists, the agency will advise the industry and the public.

But “absence of evidence is not evidence of absence,” says Dr. Philip Harvey, editor-in-chief of the Journal of Applied Toxicology.

Dr. Philippa Darbre, an oncologist at the University of Reading in the U.K., has published more than 30 research papers on those substances found in underarm deodorant and other personal care products. She says that many of these ingredients are concerning on their own. But the health risks of each may be greater—and more difficult to identify—when you consider the complex chemical cocktails that form when they combine.

For example, her research has detected parabens—a category of chemical that acts as a preservative in some underarm and personal care products—in women’s breast tissue, though how those parabens got there and what happens when they are in breast tissue is unknown.

In Darbre’s experiments, combining different parabens with human cells creates activity that may contribute to the development of cancer. But attempts to find these links in humans—as opposed to in petri dishes—have produced inconsistent results. One 2002 study found no correlation between underarm product use and breast cancer; a 2003 study did find ties. Darbre says both studies have flaws and leave many important questions unanswered.

 

[RavenEye]

Ya know I'm going to say this once...

JP, TLW, JPIII, JW

When people talk movie reviews on characters and etc... I often think this... What IF... these weren't movies but live accounts of what people do. We have seen stupid people do dumb **** all over the world... So when I think of Vince Vaughn's character I often ponder of the ***** riots in Europe... I mean is it so impossible that the brink of insanity conveys and ignores intelligence? There's just so much bs in the world I cant wonder what is a bad review when people confuse Bieber and Cyrus being look-a-likes or the whole Jenner thing. It's just eh... it could happen.

 

[Wor-Gar]

Ya know I'm going to say this once...

JP, TLW, JPIII, JW

When people talk movie reviews on characters and etc... I often think this... What IF... these weren't movies but live accounts of what people do. We have seen stupid people do dumb **** all over the world... So when I think of Vince Vaughn's character I often ponder of the ***** riots in Europe... I mean is it so impossible that the brink of insanity conveys and ignores intelligence? There's just so much bs in the world I cant wonder what is a bad review when people confuse Bieber and Cyrus being look-a-likes or the whole Jenner thing. It's just eh... it could happen.

 

[krec9]

Just saw this liked it but the ending sucked.

 

[jye4ever]

Deodorant, Antiperspirant and Aluminum: Can Deodorant Give You Cancer?

One of my MD professors stunk really bad because he refused to use under arm antiperspirant deodorant because he believed they caused cancer.

He died from alcoholism.

Ya know I'm going to say this once...

JP, TLW, JPIII, JW

When people talk movie reviews on characters and etc... I often think this... What IF... these weren't movies but live accounts of what people do. We have seen stupid people do dumb **** all over the world... So when I think of Vince Vaughn's character I often ponder of the ***** riots in Europe... I mean is it so impossible that the brink of insanity conveys and ignores intelligence? There's just so much bs in the world I cant wonder what is a bad review when people confuse Bieber and Cyrus being look-a-likes or the whole Jenner thing. It's just eh... it could happen.

Could you please say that a 2nd time.

Just saw this liked it but the ending sucked.

Wut.......the ending was the 2nd best in a JP movie, possibly equal to the 1st.

It wasn't even ok for you, it flat out sucked? Ummmm, wow.

 

[DiFabio]

One of my MD professors stunk really bad because he refused to use under arm antiperspirant deodorant because he believed they caused cancer.

He died from alcoholism.

 

[jye4ever]

Everything is awesome!

 

[ironwez20]

BOTH catwomen did it too

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The second one isnt catwoman its a stick in tight leather.

 

[The Clown Prince of Crime]

The second one isnt catwoman its a stick in tight leather.

Stick woman > crazy cat lady who falls from a building and gets supernatural powers and nine lives after getting bitten by a bunch of random magical cats

 

[The Ween]

I know this huge overweight woman with BIG boobs that won't wear a bra because she says they cause breast cancer.

Ummmm.....Moo.

 

[The Ween]

The second one isnt catwoman its a stick in tight leather.

Uh oh.......that's crows woman you're talking **** about!